NOT THE FAULT OF FARMERS, THEY’RE JUST DOING WHAT THEY’RE DOING – RAISING CROPS.
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BUT THE DEAD ROADKILL ON THE ROADS GOT SIDEWINDERS FROM CHEMICAL EXPOSURE AND LOST IT TRYING TO GET AWAY.
DISORIENTED AND BRAIN DEAD.
YES THEY CROSS MANY ROADS, BUT THEIR SENSES ARE SO SHARP THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO DETECT ONCOMING SOUNDS AND TAKE EVASIVE ACTION BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE, UNLESS OF COURSE YOU’RE A TURTLE.
OBVIOUSLY THE SLICKS DIDN’T LIKE THAT – BLASTED BY MICROWAVES AGAIN.
DAMN I’M GREAT.
PS – BETWEEN THE BIRDS WHO EAT THE CHEMICAL CARCASSES AND ANYONE INTERESTED IN DOING SOME FORENSICS ON WHAT AND HOW THOSE CHEMICALS WORK, I WOULD STEP ON IT. NOTHING LIKE SPREADING MAD COW DISEASE EVERYWHERE BECAUSE OF A LITTLE INNOCENT SLAPPED ON LABEL FROM THE FDA AND MONSANTO SAYING IT’S SAFE.
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