BBC – Pheromone are probably NOT WHY find you attractive

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160509-the-tantalising-truth-about-sex-pheromones

THE BEAUTY OF ATTRACTION LIES IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER – AND NOPE… NOTHING TO DO WITH LIGHT & PHOTONS EITHER.

DUH – HELLO STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE MATING DANCE OF THE WILD WILDER BEAST OF AFRICA.

I BELIEVE YOU’LL PROBABLY HAVE TO REVIEW THE DISNEY FEATURE MOVIE CALLED THE ‘CIRCLE OF LIFE’ FOR A MORE SUITABLE EXPLANATION.

IN THE MEANTIME…. IF YOU REALLY INSIST ON A ‘RISE’ A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE OF TIM HORTONS WITH THEIR BACK BACON GRILLED MEALS AND DOGGIE SMELLS TO BOOT SHOULD DO THE TRICK TO LIVEN UP YOUR DAYS.

NOTHING LIKE SEXY ATTEMPTS WITH SKIRTS ON BOTH BOYS AND GALS INCLUDING THE MEAL TO GO TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL FOR MERE MORTALS WITH HEADS IN THE ‘(WELL IMAGINE THAT – YOU GET TO FILL IN THIS INTENTIONALLY BLANK SPOT BETWEEN THE BRACKETS WITH YOUR VERY OWN WORDS) !

MAKE MINE TO GO PLEASE – I’M ON A MISSION.

OH YEAH… LET’S NOT FORGET THE ALL IMPORTANT VITAL ELEMENT TO PULL OFF THE BACON LIKE PULLED PORK. THE SCENT OF INNOCENCE A LA LOLITA. JULIETTE EAT YOUR HEART OUT AND GO TO TIM HORTONS. CAPE FEAR IS IN THE DUST BIN NOW.

:~)

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