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DUH, WHAT WAS I THINKING ???

WELL IT HAD EVERYTHING I WAS LOOKING FOR. ALL THE ESSENTIAL PROTEINS NECESSARY TO LIFE.

ONLY 1 ITSY BITSY LITTLE PROBLEM. HEMP

IF THERE’S AN EASY WAY TO GET HIGH WITHOUT EVER GETTING IT AND WITH THE PROGRAM OF SOCIAL ENGINEERING IN THE WORLD THIS IS IT.

IMAGINE MY SURPRISE AND SHOCK WHEN THE STUFF I WAS TAKING WAS COMING OUT OF MY SYSTEM IN BUCKET LOADS.

NOW WHEN THE POLICE DECIDE TO DO A ROADSIDE CHECK AND THINK I’VE BEEN SMOKING UP SOME ILLEGAL 420, IT’S TIME TO RE-EVALUATE MY PRIORITIES WHEN SEX ISN’T ON THE MENU.

OKAY – SO SOME WANT TO BE ON THE GOOD SIDE OF THE LAW AND GET THEIR HEMP. I GET IT. BUT WHAT ABOUT WHILE DRIVING AND ON THE ROAD. WHICH SHOULD I CHOOSE BETWEEN. GREAT HEALTH WITH VEGGIE PROTEINS OR WHAT TILL THE STUFF COMES OUT OF MY BODY BEFORE I GET BEHIND THE WHEEL ???

IF YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A PROBLEM WITH JUST THE ILLEGAL STUFF AND MEDICAL PRESCRIPTION OVERDOSES, THEN I THINK MOST OF YOU HAD BETTER TAKE THOSE HEADS OUT OF THE 6 FOOT DEEP SANDBOX AND GET THEM A GOOD SHAKE – MINUS THE CHOCOLATE VEGGIE PROTEIN MIX.

I THINK I MIGHT GO BACK TO THE REGULAR PROTEIN CHOCOLATE POWDER. DO YOU THINK THE POLICE WILL ARREST ME AND TASER ME IF I EAT A POWDERED COW ??? LIKE I MEAN, WHERE’S THE BULL(INSERT YOUR OWN EXPLETIVE HERE) IN THAT ???

AND NO…. 420 DOES NOT RATE HIGH ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO IN MY LIFE. LET’S KEEP THAT EXTRA FOR OTHERS WHO LOVE THE STUFF.