Okay here goes folks…. been itching a damn long while to talk about this :~)

YOU ASKED FOR IT SLICKS !

NOW….. ONCE UPON A TIME IN CALGARY, WHILE WORKING ON CONSTRUCTION SITES….

SAFETY FIRST THE USUAL ‘OHM’ MANTRA.

IN OTHER WORDS…. DOUBLE UP AND GET WITH THE BUDDY SYSTEM.

FAIR ENOUGH. IF YOU’RE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO SOMETHING STUPID WHILE WORKING ON CONSTRUCTION SITES AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO SAFETY DETAILS, SOMEONE IS WATCHING YOUR ASS. GOOD. PERFECT… A SYSTEM BACKUP PLAN.

BUT LO AND BEHOLD…. EVERYONE WHO HAS A CELLPHONE, SMARTPHONE OR YOU HAPPEN TO BE NEAR ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT CAPABLE OF INTERCEPTING VOICE CONVERSATIONS ARE PRIME TARGETS I NOTICED.

IN FACT, EXTEND THAT TO ALL OTHER WORKPLACES, HOMES, PUBLIC PLACES AND WHATNOT.

IF YOU ARE SPEAKING ILL OF SOMEONE BEHIND THEIR BACKS….

YOU CAN BET YOUR SORRY ASSES THAT CONVERSATION HAS BEEN TRANSLATED TO METADATA AND DIRECTED TO THE INTENDED TARGET AUDIENCE WHO CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING SURE YOUR SOCIALLY ENGINEERED ASSES ARE LINED UP FOR A WHOOPING.

JUST SAYING… MIND YOUR P’s AND Q’s WHILE TALKING TO PEOPLE ABOUT PEOPLE OR THINGS IN SUCH A MANNER AS TO LEAVE AND CREATE A THERMODYNAMIC REACTION THAT YOU WILL BE SORRY ABOUT NOT KNOWING WTF HAPPENED AND WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

THAT EVEN INCLUDES SPEAKING WITH PEOPLE YOU ‘TRUST’ !

WHY…. NASTY LITTLE CRITTER DEVICES EVERYWHERE ARE DAMN GREAT AT PICKING UP CONVERSATIONS MILES AWAY.

ME…. I’VE GOT A WHOLE NETWORK OF PERSONAL MILTARY SATELLITES ALL MY OWN TRACKING ME ALL THE TIME.

WHY DO YOU THINK I’M ENJOYING THIS SO MUCH.

I’M GETTING THE PERVERTED SLICK ADDICTS TO WATCH 24/7 THE XXX PORN CHANNEL DIRECT TV FEED EVERY SINGLE NIGHT FROM MY HUMBLE ABODE.

NOTHING LIKE LEAVING A MARK FOR LATER RETREIVAL KNOWING FULL WELL IT CAN’T BE ERASED FROM CORRUPTED MINDS.

SEE – SIMPLE THERMODYNAMICS 101 LESSON.

YOU READ IT HERE FIRST FOLKS.

TRUST ME – IT’S VERY REAL.

BTW SLICKS – YOU RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS AND HAVING TO ZAT ME WITH YOUR ZAT GUNS EVERY NIGHT LEAVES ME TO WONDER HOW IN GOD’S NAME YOU EVER MADE IT TO FIRST DNA BASE TO BEGIN WITH ???

LIFE IS FULL OF MYSTERYS – AIN’T IT SO ???

FIRST THE CHEMICAL OVERTURE, THEN THE ZAPS BEGINS. COOLS STUFF. WORKING ON THE SOLUTION FOR A WHILE TO PERMENANTLY FIX THAT LEAK.

OBVIOUSLY DESPERATE. AIN’T LIFE GRAND AND THEN YOU END UP 6 FEET DEEP? 2 LEGS AND HIND QUATERS UP DOGGIE STYLE ?

OMG GOT TO LOVE IT – SCREWED ONCE AGAIN.

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