Ottawa Sun – You screwed up, Google: Palm trees on the shores of Labrador?

http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/04/07/you-screwed-up-google-palm-trees-on-the-shores-of-labrador

OMG LIKE COME ON, GIVE GOOGLE A BREAK HERE.

THEY’RE SAVING CANADIAN TAXPAYERS AND EVERY PAST CANADIAN TOURIST THE HASSLE OF DOLLAR EXCHANGE FOR TANNING REAR ENDS A LA NATURE UNDER PALM TRESS IN OUR OWN BACKYARD.

HECK, YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO FLY IF YOU FEEL LIKE DRIVING.

BEST PART – GOVERNMENT DOESN’T HAVE TO GIVE US ANYMORE EXCUSES WHY WE SHOULD OR SHOULDN’T HAVE TO BUY THOSE TURK, CACIOS, BERMUDA TRIANGLE ISLANDS THAT MYSTERIOUSLY POPS UP ON THE RADAR EVERYT 3 DECADES OR SO AND ASK THE STUPID DUMB QUESTION TO CANADIANS WHETHER OR NOT IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA TO SNAP ONE OF THOSE ISLANDS FOR FREE SO THAT WE COULD GET SOME SUN TIME IN WHEN IT SNOWS LIKE HELL ON APRIL 6 IN OTTAWA.

GIVE THEM 10 STARS FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING.

DUH, HELLO, PLANET X TO EARTH, ANYONE HOME ???

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