Live~NRGY

Now if I can only manage to keep those rear legs down as I do my thing in bed at night, maybe you won’t get so excited during the day when I go out shopping or for a coffee at Tim’s.

And yes, keep those trigger fingers on the off button when the hot chicks and guys come into the shops.

Wouldn’t want to corrupt minors now would we? Especially when it’s got nothing to do with me and all to do with DOGGIE FLAVOURED H20 right !

Only problem now… SLICKS…. I’VE LOCKED THE GAZEBO DOORS – SO NO MORE TAMPERING IS IN THE CARDS. DOUBLE LOCKED THEM ACTUALLY. AFTER FINDING OUT YESTERDAY WHILE IN OTTAWA DOING LAUNDRY, HAVING COFFEE WHILE WAITING AND BUYING STUFF IN CHINATOWN THAT SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE GAZEBO WHILE I WAS OUT.

PRIVACY PRIVACY PRIVACY. IT’S NOT NICE TO PEEK INTO SOMEONE’S PANTS AND SKIRTS – RIGHT :~)

KEEP AT IT THOUGH WITH THE DOGGIE FLAVOURED VIAGRA BOTTLED WATER. SOMEONE IS BOUND TO GET HANG OF IT AND PUT PFIZER OUT OF BUSINESS ONCE THEY MASS MARKET THE STUFF. IT’LL BE SO MUCH DAMN CHEAPER THAN THE PHARMACY. SO CAPITALISTS, REV YOUR ENGINES AND GET SOME VIAGRA CLONES INTO THOSE BOTTLES OF LIQUIDS.

I JUST WANNA PARTY WITH THE BOYS & THE GIRLS – YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DOWN DOGGIE, GOOD DOGGIE, SIT DOGGIE, PAW UP DOGGIE, WOOF WOOF, PANT PANT PANT TONGUE HANGING OUT AND TAIL WAGGING PROFUSELY.

BTW – AT THIS RATE, I PREDICT THAT BY MAY 1st, I’LL HAVE KAHUNNAS BIGGER THAN SATURN’S MOONS.

MUST BE THE DAMN RING THING.

DON’T WORRY BOYS AND GALS, EVERYTHING’S UNDER CONTROL SINCE MY NEW FOUND 2ND ROUND AT ENLIGHTENMENT. IF YOU ONLY KNEW, SIGH…….

BUT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE… THERE’S LIGHT AT THE END OF THAT TUNNEL WITH DEER ANTLER CHINESE HERBAL MEDICINE. STAY TUNED, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. CAN’T WAIT FOR THE RACK TO GROW.

:~)