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CAPTION –

“A truck hauling beer collided with a truck carrying snacks on southbound 1-95 just after 3:00am Wednesdsay. Most of the brew and chips were cleaned up. No major injures, but southbound traffic was delayed for hours. TIM SHORTT/FLORIDA TODAY”

ANY CHANCE AT LEAST THE BEER WILL MAKE IT UP TO THE CANADIAN BORDER ‘AS IS’ SO WE CAN TEST DRIVE IT ???

DOLLARAMA, HEY’S YOUR CHANCE TO SNAP UP A GREAT DEAL.

DON’T FORGET – KEMPTVILLE STORE GETS FIRST DIBS.

WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT EVERYONE. WHEN ONTARIO WORKS SPECIAL DIET SUPPLEMENT CHECK IS IN THE MAIL AND EVERYTHING IS CLOSED UNTIL TUESDAY, WHO DO YOU THINK SCREWED UP THE DIRECT DEPOSIT CRAP ?

LEAVES ME BONE DRY WITH WATER, FOOD, BEER AND NO MONEY FOR GAS. I’LL BET YA, 1 OF THOSE BEERS MY DIRECT DEPOSIT AT THE END OF THE MONTH AIN’T GOING TO FARE ANY BETTER !

HOW ABOUT IT SLICKS ? THINK YOU CAN SUCK IT UP AND SWALLOW THE MEDICINE ?

OOOOPS, GUESS I’M GONNA BE UNEMPLOYED FOR AT LEAST THE FORESEABLE FUTURE.

DAMN. I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING FOR A LIVING, BUT I GUESS BETWEEN BOTH YOU AND ONTARIO WORKS, GOVERNMENTS REALLY REALLY REALLY AREN’T ON THE LEVEL WITH PEOPLE. WELL, IT’S NEWS TO ME. HOW ABOUT DRUGS SLICKS.

GONNA BE LOTS OF THAT AS USUAL THIS WEEKEND. GUESS YOU’RE TOO BUSY WITH THE TURKEY DINNERS, HAMMING IT UP AND CHASE WILD GOOSE EGGS. THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEPING YOUR EYEBALLS ON THE WRONG BUNNY DATA.

NEWS FLASH SLICKS – IT’S ALL ABOUT KAHUNNAS – AS IN BALLS. OR IS THAT BAAL IN STARGATE ? MULITPLE BAALS EPISODE I LOVED. ALWAYS A SPARE ONE IN THE BACKPOCKET. NEVER BEHIND THE 8 BALL.