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http://news.nationalpost.com/homes/with-a-backyard-pizza-oven-youll-be-the-star-of-the-neighbourhood-this-summer

…”Sure, the GE professional chef made using one look easy (GE Monogram is introducing a $10,000 electric residential wall model designed to fit into the space of a standard 30-inch wall oven), but like most people, I’d never used a pizza oven. I didn’t even know that the tool used to pull pizza in and out of the oven is called a peel.”…

Looks like I’m going to have to increase my trailer furniture and appliances budget a tad here.

All I gotta do now is figure out the no cheese pizza trick.

NO HST TAX PLEASE ON THE TRAILER, FURNITURE, APPLIANCES AND ACCESSORIES S.V.P.

HEY, THE TRUSTEE WANTS ME TO SKIMP $120 LESS GAS FOR MY TRUCK FROM MY $681 MONTHLY BUDGET. HEAVEN HELP EVERYONE IF IT’S THE FOOD BUDGET. I GOTTA HAVE MY FIXES. RICE, VEGGIES, KIM-CHI, VITAMINS, MINERALS, BOTTLED WATER, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, COFFEE(SURPRISE), ODD CRAFT BREWED BEER, CHIPS, MUNCHIES AND OF COURSE – STEAK, STEAK, STEAK AND MORE STEAK. SORRY, CUT BACK ON THE FOOT LONG HOT DOGS FOR NOW.

SO AFTER BUYING TOILET PAPER, TISSUE FOR MY ALLERGIES, SOAP, SHAVING ITEMS, ODD DOLLARAMA THING-A-MA JIGGY, I’M LEFT WITH LESS THAN A LOONIE TO LAST ME 2 WEEKS IF I’M CAREFUL.

WELL WHAT DID ANYONE EXPECT WITH A $5.00 INCOME TAX REFUND THIS YEAR ??? JUST BUYS ME MAYBE 4 COFFEES AT TIM HORTONS.

I THINK MAYBE IT’S TIME FOR ME TO APPLY FOR A SENATE JOB, INSTEAD OF MY $8,000 ANNUAL SALARY.