Faster than you can say Google Android or Windows Security Hack…,
ANOTHER ENDLESS BUG UPDATE !
DAMN EVEN FLASH AND SUPERMAN AREN’T THAT FAST.
GUESS CIA, NSA, CSIS, FBI RCMP, MI-6, 5 EYES AND DARPA ARE FASTER THAN SPEEDING BULLETS.
EXCEPT IN FRANCE & BELGUIM, RIGHT ?
I FEEL SO WARM & FUZXY KNOWING SOMEONE IS WATCHING MY BACKSIDE AND ASS WITH ALL THE SECURITY UPDATES.
NOW DOES SOMEONE WANT TO TAKE CARE OF THE GAZEBO AND JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE PLEASE.
I’LL TAKE A 2016 36 FOOT BRAND NEW TRAILER WITH 3 SLIDE OUTS, BELLS & WHISTLES(HOW ELSE YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO KEEP TRACK OF ME ON THE ROAD)
2016 BIGHORN DODGE RAM, DOGGIE SHORT BOX, BELLS, WHISTLES, TRAILER TOWING PACKAGE, CRIMSON ROYAL RED COLOR(SORRY TIRED OF 50 SHADES OF GREY), FANCY ONBOARD GPS NAVIGATION, GOOGLE SELF DRIVING, BLUETOOTH FOR SMARTPHONE, 5.0 PLUS LITRE MD TURBO ENGINE WITH 60 MILES PER GALLON(CLIMATE CHANGE, WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, RIGHT). CREW CAB VERSION S.V.P. BOX TONNEAU COVER FOR SNOW… AS IF I’LL NEED IT IN FLORIDA.
DUMP MEGA CAB. TOO LATE, LAPTOPS WITH MULTICORES AND SMARTPHONES MEANS I DON’T NEED SPACE FOR MOBILE SERVERS AND PRINTERS. NOPE… NO TOOL SPACE REQUIREMENTS EITHER. TOO MUCH INEFFICIENT HEAT FROM WORK. ALL BRAINS NOW. FRESH AIR EXERCISE AND OUTDOORS DOGGIEMAN STYLE.
CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP AND MORE CHEAP PRICE AND MINUS 10 PERCENT INTEREST RATE FOR 96 MONTHS.
OH YEAH, SILLY ME – FANCY GPS ENABLED MOBILE ROOF MOUNTED INTERNET EVERYWHERE SATELLITE DISH FROM C-COM(IS THAT THE CIA C-COM SYSTEMS FROM CHAIN REACTION MOVIE ????).
I’LL SETUP MY OWN BIG SCREEN TV SO THE TOXIC CHEMICALS DOESN’T BUZZ ME LOWER THAN 6′ UNDERGROUND, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I APPRECIATE YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE WITH MY REQUEST. THINK OF IT THIS WAY. $125 – $150 K LESS YOU’LL OWE ME ON THAT BOTTOM LINE BILL I’LL HAND YOU LATER. SMALL TOKEN OF LOVE AND COMPASSION.
HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING ????
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