HOT TUB CREW – BIONIC PENIS GOSSIP TIDBIT ON THE RADIO THIS MORNING !
OBVIOUSLY THE MECHANICS OF THE BIRDS AND THE BEES HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SIZE OF THE ROD IN QUESTION. HOT BUTTON OR NOT TO LIGHT IT UP.
NOW, IF YOU’RE WILLING TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW, YES OLD DOGS CAN LEARN NEW TRICKS EVEN WHEN IT COMES TO SEX, YOU FIND THAT OMG MOMENTS ARE NOT JUST ABOUT HOW HUNG, HOW BIG AND HOW LONG SEX IS ALL ABOUT.
HERE’S SOMETHING TO HELP YOU GET GOING ON THE TOPIC.
MANTAK CHIA FOR MEN ESPECIALLY – HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE FOR WOMEN – TOUGH LUCK.
NOW IF YOU READ ATTENTIVELY AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS ONCE YOU GET IT, THERE’S BOTH OF THE FOLLOWING TYPES OF SEXUAL ENERGY.
HOT SEXUAL ENERGY
AND
COLD SEXUAL ENERGY
YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND THE RIGHT BOOKS, CLUE IN TO WHAT IS BEING TAUGHT AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT EASILY.
MOST LIKELY A LARGE PROPORTION OF MEN HAVE ALREADY COME ACROSS THIS PHENOMENA. BUT TOO BUSY LIKE THE BIRDS AND THE BEES DOING IT THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST WAY.
DUH – DUMB STUPID AND TOTALLY WAY OFF THE MARK.
AS FOR THAT BIONIC FELLOW WITH THE MAGIC EASY UP BUTTON ON THE PENIS THING, HE’S COMPENSATING BY USING STORED PELVIC ENERGY TO MAKE UP FOR THE DIFFERENCE.
THAT’S WHERE THE BUILDUP OF OMG ORGASMS COMES FROM. NOT A DICK OR A CLIT !
DUH HELLO – BUDDHA TO PLANET EARTH, ON THE SEX FRONT, A SHITLOAD MORE MILEAGE ON THE ODOMETER REQUIRED.
YEAH YEAH YEAH – ALL IN JEST MAKING FUN OF THE POOR LOST DICK. AIN’T THE SAME IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU.
WOMEN, YOU’RE ON YOU’RE OWN HERE.
AS FOR THE 50 SOMETHING YEAR OLD CRUISING THE 23 SOMETHING YEAR OLD.
LIE – WOULDN’T BE THE FIRST TIME IT’S HAPPENED AND IF THE CHICK DIGS THE GUY, THE MAGIC WILL MAKE IT WORK. SHALL I NAME A FEW EXAMPLES WHERE THAT’S ALREADY HAPPENED BEFORE ??? OR TOO BUSY FOCUSING ON THE YUK BECAUSE OF THE AGE DIFFERENCES.
SO………… GUESS WHAT IT IS I CAN DO WITH THAT COLD SEXUAL NRGY ??? AND WHAT IS POSSIBLE ???
IT’S SURPRISING HUMANS HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR – HONEST !
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