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HOW DOES THAT SAYING GO AGAIN ??? OH YEAH – WITH GREAT POWERS COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITIES !!!
NOW WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT SAYING BEFORE ??? MORTALS TELLING AN IMMORTAL HOW TO ACT PERHAPS ?
WELL LOOK NO FURTHER THAN YOUR OWN NAVEL GAZING AND TELL ME IN THAT CRYSTAL BALL WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN DOWN THE ROAD ???
HERE’S MY QUICK PICK GLANCE AT THE FUTURE, BASED ON WHAT I’VE EXPERIENCED TO DATE.
FUTURE OF THE INTERNET OF EVERYTHING
BREAKING BAD – DESIGNER DRUGS COOKED UP IN YOUR VERY OWN DESIGNER LAB ROOM @ HOME – WALTER NEVER HAD A CHANCE AND DID IT THE DAMN HARD WAY ! DUH, LOGON, DOWNLOAD AND VOILA, CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR THE NEXT BIG HIT.
PRINT OFF THE SYRINGE ON THAT FANCY NEW 3-D PRINTER AND THEN MELT THE THING TO MAKE SURE THE EVIDENCE AIN’T AROUND
OH LA LA, BUT WAIT…. WHAT HAVE WE HERE ?
MY CHOICE OF WEAPONS – JAMES BOND 007 PK WALTER, AK47, MAGNUM, HEY, NEXT NUKE ON A DRONE ! LOG ON, DOWNLOAD AND VOILA DELIVER. SEE EASY.
BUT, WE’RE NOT FINISHED PEOPLE. WANT TO MAKE A QUICK EXIT ??? LOG ON, DOWNLOAD THE NEXT EXIT STRATEGY AND GET SOMEONE TO HIT THE BUTTON FROM THE MOON OR MARS PERHAPS. SEE, NO CRIMINAL CHARGES AND HARD TO REACH WHEN NO LAWS EXIST.
OH…. BUT WE’RE NOT FINISHED JUST YET. DAYCARE – NO PROBLEM. SETUP THE A.I. AND CAMERAS AND LET THE BABIES AND KIDS TEND TO THEMSELVES AS YOU’RE OFF ON THAT IMPORTANT ERRAND OR VACATION PERHAPS.
NEED A TIM HORTONS OR STARBUCKS COFFEE. PUT IN THAT SUPERCUP UNDER THE DESIGNER TAKE OUT COUNTER AND VOILA – PAY UP, DOWNLOAD THE FORMULA AND FORGET GOING TO THE OLD FASHIONED MAIN STREET STORE. TOO MUCH TROUBLE, COSTS TOO MUCH FOR FUEL, CREATES CLIMATE CHANGE ISSUES AND TAXES AND BESIDES… DAMN ENVIRONMENT IS FINICKY. HOME IS WHERE THE HEART LIVES.
NEED A DOC OR NURSE ??? NO PROBLEM – YOU GOT ONE WITH THOSE FANCY HI-TECH REMOTE CONTROLLED MEDICAL TOOLS. SLIP INTO THE MEDICAL WING OF YOUR HOUSE AND NO NEED TO DO AN IN-HOUSE VISIT. MRI, CAT-SCAN, PET-SCAN….. VOILA INSTANT. LOG ON, HAVE A CHAT OR A QUICK BODY SCAN FIRST AND THERE, ALMOST AS GOOD AS NEW.
WANT MORE….
HELL NO PROBLEM – PENAL CORRECTIONS FACILITY OVERCROWDING SOLVED. BARS AROUND ALL THE WINDOWS INSTANTLY !
WHAT ELSE HAVE I MISSED. OH YEAH, SILLY ME. A.I. TO DO CHORES, COOK, YADDA YADDA YADDA.
AND IF YOU NEED FOOD, FANCY HI TECH FRIDGE CAN WHIP UP POLYESTERS FOR THE MARGARINE, PROTEINS FOR MEAT(B.S., BULLS & COWS NEVER HAD A CHANCE), WINES, BEER, SODA(TOO BAD COKE, PEPSI), STARCHES… BACON WITH PLENTY OF NITRITES IS IT??? NO PROBLEM.
THERE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT INSTANT BABIES AND PETS(THEY’RE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH FRANKENSTEIN WILL BE BETTER). THAT CONVERSATION WILL BE LONGER THAN EXPECTED AFTER DOLLY HASN’T BEEN THE ONE TIME WONDER THEY EXPECTED.
HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING ???
OH DAMN, YES I HAVE. SUNDAY MASS, JESUS AND GOD. WELL FOR THAT VERSION OF INTERNET OF EVERYTHING, YOU’LL HAVE LISTEN AND WAIT TILL THEY START HAVING THAT CONVERSATION TO MAKE SURE IT’S THE REAL DEAL AND NOT SOME FANCY FLIGHT OF DRUG INDUCED IMAGINATION HAVING TAKEN OVER ALL YOUR SENSES AND REASON. SO HOW WILL YOU KNOW IT’S REAL ??? PROBABLY IF YOU GET NAILED ! SOMEBODY OUT THERE IS PROBABLY PARANOID ABOUT THE WORST THAT CAN POSSIBLY HAPPEN.
THERE… A LOAD OFF MY MIND.
NOW… WHO’S GOT THE BALLS, BRAINS AND SENSES TO START SPEAKING AND SAYING IT’S ABOUT TIME WE HAVE A MEETING OF MINDS AND SOULS TO IRON OUT WHERE ALL THIS IS HEADED BEFORE SHIT CREEK HITS US AND WE’RE S.O.L. WITH NO PADDLES ???
BACK TO THE FUTURE, RIGHT !
HEY, IT’S ALL GOOD AS LONG AS YOU GET TO KEEP YOU’RE PRETTY LITTLE HEADS IN THE SAND. IGNORANCE IS BLISS ON EARTH.
DON’T FOOL YOURSELVES. ALL THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE SOME IDIOT THOUGHT OF IT. THERE ARE NO LAWS AND WON’T BE ONCE THINGS ARE COMING AT YOU FROM SPACE WHERE IT’S EVEN HARDER TO MANAGE LAWS. THE HUMAN RACE CAN’T EVEN MANAGE 10 LITTLE COMMANDMENTS LET ALONE MILLIONS OF MAN MADE ONES AND THESE THINGS ARE COMING DOWN THE PIPE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
IT’S NOT ALL DOOM AND GLOOM, BUT THE INTERNATIONAL CONVERSATIONS HAD BETTER START INSTEAD OF JUST WORRYING ABOUT WHO’S LEG IS UP AND PISSING ON YOUR PRETTY PARADE.
NO ONE WILL HAVE TIME TO WORRY ABOUT JOBS AND PEOPLE AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT IF NO ONE IS IN CONTROL OF ANYTHING EXCEPT A SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE IN THE SHADOWS USING SOCIAL ENGINEERING AND SCIENCE.
LET ME FINISH WITH THIS LAST CRITICAL QUESTION HERE ???
WHERE IN THE HELL DID ANYONE THINK THIS WAS ALL GOING TO LEAD WITH THE TRACK RECORD OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION TO DATE ???
FLYING CARS, THE JETSONS, THE MOON, MARS AND STAR TREK VISIONS WE AIN’T THERE YET AND WON’T SOLVE ANYTHING IF EVERYTHING IS FUCKED UP !!!
AND LET’S NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING DOWN THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD OF VIRTUAL SEX HOOKED UP TO THE NET.
HELL, THAT’S GOING TO BE A THOUSAND PAGE THESIS TO WORK THROUGH. TOO MUCH WORK. I THINK I’LL TAKE MY VIAGRA PILL AND JUST SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE AND ENJOYABLE INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT IT.
SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR :~)
BEAM ME UP SCOTTY.
Live~NRGY 
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