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NO GOOD LIFE FITNESS ???

WELL A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME A BUNCH OF INTERESTING STORIES ABOUT THE QUEENSVIEW JOINT ! YA KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT, WITHOUT NAMING NAMES.

JUST HAPPENS THE JOINT IS RIGHT ACROSS THE OTHER GIN JOINT WHERE I PICKED UP A GREEN PIECE OF PAPER BACK LAST YEAR.

YOU KNOW… THE ONE THAT OFFICIALLY STATES I HAVE NO CRIMINAL BACKGROUND AFTER A BACKGROUND CHECK. BUT THAT MY FINGERPRINTS ARE STILL ON AND IN ALL THOSE NOOK AND CRANIES DATABASES ALL OVER THE INTERNET I’LL BET AFTER BEING CHARGED WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND UTTERING DEATH THREATS DUE TO MY EX-WIFE IN 2008.

YEP…. RIGHT ACROSS THE QUEENSVIEW DR GOODLIFE IS THE OTTAWA DETACHMENT OF CRIMINAL PSYCHOS ARE R REPOSITORY.

NOW DO I HAVE TO DO THE MATH USING Pi AGAIN ???

OR ARE YOU ABLE TO MUSTER ENOUGH FIRED UP NEURONS TO FIGURE THIS OUT ?

MAYBE A PRETTY LITTLE REMOTE VIEWING CAM PIC DRAWN UP WITH BOWTIES AND RIP GOT YOU WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN BUTT NAKED ON THE PEEKCAM WOULD CONVINCE PEOPLE OF SOCIAL ENGINEERING DOWN AND DIRTY LITTLE TRICKS, HUH !

YOU BE THE JUDGES PEOPLE – WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS AT THE MAJORITY OF RIGGED GYMS WHEN YOUR PANTS AND LULEMONS ARE DOWN ???

NAILED IT HUH ! DAMN I’M GREAT – WHAT CAN I SAY ???

WHEN YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT !

I’LL SEND IN THE FIRST RESPONSE TEAM RIGHT AWAY TO REVIVE YOU SLICKS.

SEE I’M THAT KINDA OF A NICE DOGGIE !

DON’T WANT YOU TO DODGE THOSE BULLETS YET, TILL I’M DONE WITH YOU.

ATTENTION FIRST RESPONSE TEAM – SLICKS WILL NEED A BIGGER JOLT TO REVIVE THIS TIME AROUND.

AND YES SLICKS – LAWYERS ARE GOING TO BE LOOKING INTO THE FINGERPRINTING BUSINESS UP AND DOWN THE PIPELINES EVERYWHERE !

I’M GOING TO HAVE A SHITLOAD OF FUN AT YOUR EXPENSE ON THAT FRONT.

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