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HOW HIGH SHOULD I LIFT MY REAR HIND LEG AND PISS ON THE FLOOR ALL WHILE ROLLING ON THE TILE FLOOR OF TIM HORTONS LAUGHING IN STITCHES.

REALLY THAT DESPERATE HUH !

WHAT, NO KIDS AFTER SCHOOL TODAY ??? HELLO, IT’S 4:17PM… YOU’RE SERIOUSLY BEHIND THE EIGHT BALL HERE TODAY !

GEEZ, I GUESS THAT PLAN DIDN’T WORK, HUH !

OH WELL, TOO BAD !

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AS THEY SAY, TRY TRY TRY TRY AND TRY AGAIN, IF AFTER A MILLION TIMES YOU DON’T SUCCEED.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH, TAKE A TRANQUILILER AND ANTI-DEPRESSION PILL AND DON’T CALL THE SHRINK IN THE MORNING. THEY’LL ONLY TELL YOU THEY DON’T MAKE HOUSE CALLS AND TO EAT AN APPLE AND BANANA TO FIX WHAT AILS YOU. SERVICE AIN’T WHAT IT USED TO BE. I KNOW, COMPLAIN TO YOU’RE LOCAL MEDICAL AUTHORITY AND NUT HOUSE SO THEY GET THE MESSAGE. BETTER YET, TEXT THEM WITH THOSE SMART GIZMOS ON THE ROAD WHILE DRIVING. SEEMS TO WORK FOR EVERYONE ELSE.

AND NO, THE DOGGIE SMELL FROM THE LAPTOP DOESN’T WORK. AS TRUMP SAID… GET A DAMN JOB ! PERVS !

NOW ON THE MENU…. ZAP THE GAZEBO AND SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT ! GONNA HAVE TO RULE OUT THAT SUCKER TOO. YOU’RE TOO MUCH ADDICTED, PERVERTED AND CORRUPTED TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN MY PERSONAL LIFE.

IF I HAD MORE TIME IN THERE, I WOULD REALLY SHOW PEOPLE HOW TO ISOLATE THEMSELVES FROM SOCIAL SPYING THAT RIVALS ANY CONSTITUTIONAL BACKDOOR ILLEGAL METHODS OF INVASION OF PRIVACY ON THIS PLANET. BUT I DON’T. SO FOR NOW… I’M GOING TO HAVE FUN AT YOUR EXPENSE SLICKS. JUST THE WAY IT IS.