Alexandre Trudeau – yes sir…. no problem ! Little thing called WARPED JOURNALISM PRETENSE online yesterday

Now if my memory serves me correctly from yesteryear.

Michael, Justin and Sasha

WHY DO I KNOW FOR SURE – Cause my own mother would have called me SASHA had she had the chance to do it over again.

YIKES. I’LL STICK TO BUDDHA, NO OFFENCE SASHA I’M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND.

NOW FOR THE CRAP ONLINE FROM MY LAPTOP AND TIM HORTONS.

YEP, AS I EXPECTED ALL ALONG. MUST BE HANGOVER DAYS FROM JOURNAL DE MONTREAL EDITIONS.

BUT FEAR NOT YE MORTALS – AT THE VERY LEAST, YOU NOW KNOW HOW I THINK AND MY OPINIONS. PLAYING ALONG WITH ALL YOUR FAKE STORIES FROM THE GET GO WAS ALL PART OF THE MAD MAX PLAN.

DID YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY BELIEVE THAT A FAKED NEWS MEDIA SITE, HACKED INTO MY LAPTOP AND SENT TO PROXY STING SITES WOULD FOOL ME FOR A MINUTE.

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO THAT ABOVE QUESTION, THERE’S NO ENGLISH WORD TO DESCRIBE HOW STUPID I ALWAYS ASSUMED YOU COULD LIVE UP TO THAT PAINT JOB.

COME ON NOW, SHOW ME YOUR TRUE COLORS OF DENSE, DENSER AND DEFINITELY DENEST IGNORANCE OF ARROGANCE.

YOU CAN’T FOOL GOD, THIS DOG AND BUDDHA. NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

WANT A SAMPLE ??? YOU GOT IT….

HOW’S HAWAII DOING OF LATE ! BUMMER FOR SURE, BUT ONE THAT I DIDN’T MIND PARTICIPATING WITH.

AND TO BOOT, BEFORE I GET THE COWBOY BOOTS AND SPURS, I COULDN’T RESIST A SWIPE AT 91 JAMES ST, WITH WHO ELSE ??? TAKE A WILD GUESS AGAIN.

NOW, WHAT KIND OF A FOOL DO I USUALLY DEAL WITH ? OBVIOUSLY IF YOU LOOK INTO THE MIRROR SLICKS, YOU’LL KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER TO THAT CRITICAL QUESTION IS. SEE, MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, HOW IN THE HELL DID WE HIT THAT BRICK WALL ???

NOW, FOR MY FUN PART. THIS IS THE BEST. WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO START WITH ALL YOUR OTHER CRAP YOU’VE POSTED ONLINE IN THE PAST AND I TOOK GREAT PRIDE AND COMFORT IN DIVING IN HEAD FIRST AND SPUN A TALL TAIL TO MATCH YOUR EGOS.

THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR HACKING MY COMPUTERS, LAPTOPS, TABLETS AND PHONES. WELL WHAT ELSE DID YOU TRULY EXPECT. FAIRY TALE HAPPY ENDING ??? COME ON NOW, CONTINUE PLEASE, I’VE BEEN ENJOYING THE ROADKILL SINCE THE BEGINNING. HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO GET MY JOLLIES WATCHING IDIOTS MAKE TOTAL FOOLS OF THEMSELVES A LA CIRQUE DU SOLEIL ???

INSPIRING AND CONFIRMATIONAL ! DON’T YOU JUST LOVE DATA DATA DATA ! PROVES MY POINT. SHOCKWAVED !

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