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PEDDLING CRYSTAL METH ALL NIGHT INTO THE ROOM AND THEN THE DOGGIE JUICE DEODORIZER.

WOOF WOOF WOOF, HAD A REAL DOG COME IN FOR A VISIT THIS MORNING TO TALK SURRENDER TERMS.

AS FOR THE OTHER USELESS MONGRELS, BET THEY’RE DRY, UNHUNG, SEXLESS AND TOTALLY FUCKED UP THIS MORNING.

I’M SURE THEY TRIED HARD AND LOST THEIR LOADS, BUT DAMN NO SATISFACTION WATCHING MACGYVER IN MY ROOM ALL NIGHT. GUY UP ABOVE ME WITH THE RAW AND ROUGH BANANA STICK IS RUNNING OUT OF BANANA PEELS SLIDING THAT THING UP AND DOWN ALL NIGHT LONG.

GUESS THEIR MASTERS ONLY HAVE BALLS AS PAYMENT FOR SERVICES NOT RENDERED AS AGREED UPON.

C’EST LA VIE, MUTTS.