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FAR SIDE OF ENLIGHTENMENT QUESTION OF THE DAY !

TRY STICKING THAT ROD’S LENGTH INTO 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS.

GOT NEWS FOR YOU, PUSSIES ARE EASIER.

A HOLE IN ONE ! CHARACTER OR LESS.

DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT EVEN MY ROD ISN’T THAT LONG BUT KEEPS POPPING THE ZIPPER ALL THE TIME. DAMN PROBLEM ALMOST HAVING TO TIE IT DOWN ON A LEASH. AND IT STILL WON’T FIT THE 140 CHARACTER LIMIT. DOUBLE DAMN.