Calgary Herald – Crude oil surges most in three weeks in rebound from 12-year low

http://calgaryherald.com/business/energy/crude-oil-surges-most-in-three-weeks-in-rebound-from-12-year-low

http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/fortney-its-raining-schadenfreude-on-calgary-and-alberta

schadenfreude

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude

…”So why, asks Rex Murphy, have so few Canadians come to the defence of Alberta?”…

SIMPLY BECAUSE THE TIME I SPENT IN CALGARY ALONE CONVINCED ME OF ONE THING ABOVE ALL ELSE.

FIT IN AND MAKE SURE YOU KEEP THAT NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE OR ELSE WE’RE GONNA TOAST YOU. AND WE CERTAINLY DON’T LIKE YOUR TYPE NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT !

FAIR ENOUGH…. NOW MY REBUTTAL

KEEP ALL YOUR EYES FOCUSED ON ALL THINGS OIL. THE NEED TO COME UP WITH A BETTER ‘IN GOOD TIMES, DAMN THE TORPEDOES’ AND IN BAD… ‘COME HELL OR HIGH WATER’ HAS HIT IT ON THE HEAD AND NAILED DOWN IN MY BOOKS.

AND MY BOOK IS THE ONE THAT COUNTS – NO ONE ELSE !!!

LEAST I GET YOU TO TEND TO OTHER WORST PROBLEMS I’VE DREAMT UP !!!

ME KID? NEVER…. TRY ME, I’M ALL POINTY TAILED AND IN THE MOOD FOR MORE.

ROOMING HOUSES IN OTTAWA WAS THE LAST PIECE OF THE PUZZLE THAT NEEDED FILLING IN.

YOU’RE HEADS ARE GOING TO DO THE VOODOO SPIN ON THIS ONE.

OIL WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, TRUST ME.

KEEP AT IT WITH THE PISSING ME OFF IN THE ROOM WITH THE PRESSURIZED CHEMICALS.

NO GUN, KNIVES, BOMBS, FIRES OR SUCH REQUIRED TO HAVE THE WAVE IMPACT YOU’LL REEL FROM.

LET’S JUST SAY… LAST NIGHT’S COFFEE WOKE ME UP AND I SMELLED THE ROSE GARDEN SCENT OF SUCCESS.

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