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http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/01/22/quebec-billionaires-bid-to-redevelop-lebreton-flats

So more stupidity huh ! Okay how’s this ?

OKAY, FIRST IT WAS THE COMMUNIST MONUMENT, NOW THE CIRCUS IS BACK IN TOWN. WHAT’S NEXT… GRANBY ZOO FOR YOU AND ME? OH HOW’S THIS? CALGARY ZOO AND HOW ABOUT PETS R US AND MOVE THE CALGARY SADDLE DOME TO OTTAWA. MULTIPLE DUCKS LINED UP AND 1 SILVER BULLET SOLVES IT ALL.

OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH, WHO DOESN’T LOVE CIRCUS DU SOLEIL. OFF WITH YOUR HEADS. FANTASTIC. JUST WISH SOMEONE SMARTER HAD BEEN IN CHARGE OF IQ DEPARTMENT.

REMEMBER YEARS AGO ALL THE BROUHA HA OF LAND DEVELOPMENT OUT IN KANATA SURROUNDING THE UP AND COMING COREL CENTER AND ALL THE SENSITIVE WILDLIFE AND ANIMALS THAT NEEDED ENVIRONMENTAL ASSESSMENTS BEFORE GOING AHEAD WITH GRANDIOSE PLANS OF ILLUSIONS.

WELL WHAT, HOW LONG DID THAT LAST BEFORE DUMPING THAT LIKE A MOTHBALL IN HELL AND DECIDING THAT LEBRETON NOW NEEDS AT THE VERY LEAST FOR STARTERS BEFORE THE SURPRISES POP UP $50 MILLION TO GO AHEAD WITH MOVING FROM KANATA TO DOWNTOWN.

WHILE I’M NOT ONE TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS… HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU PLANNING ON PUTTING ALL THAT TRAFFIC GOING TO LEBRETON UP SOMEONE’S WAZOOO AND SHOVING IT SIDEWAYS IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT?

OF COURSE, SILLY ME… HOW ELSE CAN YOU JUSTIFY A BRAND NEW LRT SYSTEM WITHOUT IT? PUSH UP PARKING TO $100 PER VEHICLE AND THEN SELL PUBLIC TRANSIT. AND OH YES… PEOPLE WILL LIVE NEARBY WHICH WILL INSTANTLY MAKE THEM ALL FANS OF HOCKEY AND ABLE TO AFFORD TICKET PRICES ABOVE STRATOSPHERIC LEVELS.

THAT LEAVES JUST ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE WITH A HOPE IN HELL OF HAVING A HOCKEY EXPERIENCE. OH BUT FEAR NOT, CONCERTS AND CIRQUE DU SOLEIL TO THE RESCUE. I WOULD CALL ON DISNEY AND AVATAR TO SETUP A VENUE SO IT HELPS SAVE YOUR ASSES. A JUST IN CASE PLAN FOR IDIOTS.

WHO KNEW OTTAWA CONTINUES TO AMAZE AND ENTERTAIN ON SUCH A GRAND SCALE. I WOULD CALL UP CALGARY AND SEE IF THEIR FLAMES HAS NOT GONE UP IN A PUFF OF SMOKE TRYING TO DO THE VERY SAME THING THAT OTTAWA IS BABBLING ABOUT.

AND OF COURSE… YOU THOUGHT BY THIS TIME YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN RID OF ME CRITICIZING THE PROJECT. EXCUSE ME, IT’S NOT THE PROJECT THAT IS THE PROBLEM. IT’S THE IDIOTS THAT DREAM UP THESE HAIR BRAIN SCHEMES AND SHOVES IT DOWN TAXPAYERS WALLETS AND THEY HAVE TO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GRIN AND BEAR IT.

AS FOR THE PROJECT, I COULDN’T GIVE A SHIT IF IT GOES AHEAD OR NOT. BUT SOMEONE HAD BETTER HAVE A GOD DAMN GOOD PLAN TO MOVE TRAFFIC ALONG AT A CLIP AT THE SAME TIME WITH ALL THE EVENTS PLANNED FOR THAT SUCKER IN LEBRETON.

OTHERWISE, GET EVERYBODY TO PARK IN KANATA AND BUS THEM TO LEBRETON.

HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE ! OMG GO AHEAD AND MAKE ME LAUGH R.O.F.L. IN STITCHES WHEN THIS NEW THING GOES UP AND I’M WATCHING THE NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET UNFOLD. YET… THERE IS AN ELM STREET RIGHT BESIDE THAT SUCKER.