Riddle me this – ‘WHY’ OH ‘WHY’ should you NOT EAT PORK – THE MUSLIMS HAVE IT RIGHT :~)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lye

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_hydroxide

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_hydroxide

WHEN YOU DON’T WANT YOUR BACK BACON & FAT ASS RENDERED INSTANTLY.

EASIEST TYPE OF MEAT TO RENDER ARE PIGS

ENJOY YOUR MORNING BACON & EGGS.

PORK CHOPS…. WHICH I INTENTIONALLY DIDN’T EAT ON SATURDAY NIGHT – SURPRISE BOZOS – OMG YOU’RE SO FUCKING STUPID UNREAL ONCE MORE – HA HA HA HA HA YADDA YADDA YADDA…..

EAT @ YOUR OWN RISK !

LYSOL(THIS IS WHERE YOUR FINED TUNED NOSE COMES IN, ESPECIALLY IN LOW DOSAGES) + SPRAYED CHEMICALS IN ROOM(ANY ROOM WHEREVER YOU HAPPEN TO BE) = YOUR DEATH.

GOT ENOUGH INTERNAL MARKERS TO FRY YOUR SORRY ASSES – TRUST ME WHEN I SAY IT’S GONNA HURT.

NOW THAT WE’RE OFFICIALLY AT WAR – NO PIECE

BURN THE BUILDING DOWN ASAP, EVEN IF I’M IN IT.

AND IF YOU WANT A GREAT ‘HOW TO RENDER MEAT’ BOOTCAMP SESSION…

GO TO CP RAIL HEADQUARTERS IN OGDEN ALBERTA. THAT’S SOUTHEAST CALGARY FOR THE UP CHUCK OF YOUR LIFE.

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