DEAR GOOGLE – PLEASE READ ATTENTIVELY – aka… Consumers confused by smartphone consent

http://www.thestar.com.my/tech/tech-news/2016/01/19/consumers-confused-by-smartphone-consent/

NOW LET’S SEE IF I’VE ALMOST SCREWED MYSELF ALONG WITH BILLIONS OF OTHERS !

1. CREATE FREE DATING APP FOR SMARTPHONE
2. WTH – ANY FREE APP WORKS TOO
3. GET SOMEONE TO DOWNLOAD AND INSTALL
4. GIVE THEM THE FINE PRINT TERMS AND CONDITIONS
5. MAKE SURE APP HAS ACCESS TO EVERYTHING, ALMOST GOOD ENOUGH
6. THEN HAVE PERSON CONSENT TO ACCESS
7. RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM BECAUSE THEY CONSENTED TO TERMS & CONDITIONS.

YES… REAL RAPE – NOT VIRTUAL >>> REAL <<<

NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS STAND THERE ALL DAY LONG READING THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS TO ALL THOSE DAMN APPS THAT NEED TO BE UPDATED DAILY OR AUTOMATICALLY. AND EVEN BOTHERS TO CHECK LINE BY LINE WHAT IS SPECIFICALLY BEING ACCESSED AND GIVEN CONSENT TO.

BUT IF A COMPANY DEEMS IT LEGAL, THEN BUT GEORGE – IT IS AND WILL STAND THE LITMUS TEST IN COURT.

HELLLLOOOOOOO, WHO CAN SPELL MEGA CLASS ACTION LAWSUITS EVERYWHERE REAL DAMN QUICK !

JUST BECAUSE I CONSENT TO AN APP DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN DO WHATEVER IT WANTS ESPECIALLY WITH MY DATA AND ME SPECIFICALLY.

I WOULD GET ON IT RIGHT AWAY IF I WERE GOOGLE.

DITTO FOR APPLE, BLACKBERRY, WINDOWS, LINUX, IBM, ALL SOFTWARE APP CREATORS AND YES… INDIVIDUALS TOO(I KNOW IT SUCKS REAL BAD, BUT HEY USE YOUR HEADS INSTEAD OF LIP SERVICE) YADDA YADDA YADDA SO ON AND SO FORTH.

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