Live~NRGY

http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/01/14/working-out-or-hooking-up-a-lot-of-us-are-having-sex-at-the-gym-apparently

Apparently I didn’t get that memo. Damn, missed the boat on great piggy sex at the local fitness joint.

Tsk tsk, though Ottawa Sun, you may want to reconsider wiping things down being a slight to the POLE DANCING CROWD out there.

Seems it was never an issue to have all types of lips on those poles and no one getting sick or passing out from it.

In fact not a bleep of a sheepish OTTAWA HEALTH INSPECTOR IN SIGHT WITH TICKETS IN HAND.

In fact, I would say with all probability it added an element of je ne sais quoi to the electricity in the air at those times.

Damn, really missed 2 boats. Okay, someone dream up 2 by 4 erotic sex. I’m all ears.