Let me puke first and then tell you you’re definitely morons

Impressed impressed impressed.

FIRST THE NICOTINE TO HIDE THE CRYSTAL METH

NOT THAT I SHOULD BE THE ONE POINTING THIS OUT, BUT SINCE WHEN DOES IT NOT BECOME OBVIOUS WHEN YOU’RE FISHING LINES DOWN BETWEEN WALLS AND EXPECT NO ONE TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE SOUNDS???

ESPECIALLY IN A 7 FOOT BY 10 FOOT ROOM. YOU’RE REALLY MORE BRAIN DEAD THAN I GAVE YOU CREDIT FOR.

NO WONDER WOMEN WILL FEEL DONE IN BY THIS THING. YOU SET THE BAR WAY TO LOW UNDERWATER FOR ME AND WAY TOO HIGH FOR YOUR BRAIN CELLS. GUESS WHO WOMEN EVERYWHERE ARE GONNA BE AIMING FOR ONCE THE PICS ARE UP???

WHEN I GET A MINUTE, I’LL TAKE SOME PICS, JUST FOR MEMORY’S SAKE.

THEN THE THING FROM THE SWAMP STANDS OUT IN THE HALLWAY FOR WHAT ???

HAIR CURLING SESSION.

RIGHT !

BRAIN DEAD AND PLEASE CONTINUE, YOU’RE NOT FAR BEHIND.

NOW THAT YOU’VE CHECKED ALL THE VITAL SIGNS, I’M SURE YOU CAN PICKUP THE PUKE FROM THE FLOOR.

MARVEL COMICS IN THEIR WISDOM DECIDED NOT TO GO AHEAD AND MAKE A SWAMP THING MOVIE.

THANK GOD, THE REAL THING IS WORST – NO MOVIE REQUIRED.

BUT KEEP AT IT WITH THE METH. IT’S GOT ME TICKLED PINK NOT HAVING TO BUY THE STUFF.

BOZOS AT WORK AND GETTING BETTER AND BETTER BY THE SECOND.

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