CNN – Which Drug for Erectile Dysfunction?

http://inhealth.cnn.com/take-action-against-erectile-dysfunction/which-drug-for-erectile-dysfunction?did=t1_rss1d

Stick with me baby – it’s all good ! NOPE SCRATCH THAT – ABSOLUTELY GREAT !!!

Which one ? Actually you would have to ask that question directly to my next door roomates who seem to take great pride to blow whatever the hell it is into my room just about everynight.

HARDON GALORE – OMG I COULD KEEP A HAREM BUSY ALL THE TIME.

ONLY ONE BIG PROBLEM – GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. NOT MY MONSTER MEMBER IS UNDER MY CONSCIOUS CONTROL.

ONLY PUT IT TO GOOD USE WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT – HELL YOU NEED TO HAVE GREAT PEOPLE GUYS IN THIS CASE TO MAKE IT WORTH IT TO TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR PANTS.

MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HARVEY WALLBANGER DOESN’T CUT IT WITH ME. BUT OMG I LOVE THE FEELING.

WHO’S COMPLAINING – IT’S ALL FREE AND I GET WHAT I’VE WANTED FOR SO LONG – JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS.

GOTTA LOVE SOCIAL ENGINEERING NEIGHBOURS.

THANKS GUYS & GALS(YEP THERE’S ONE RIGHT NEXT TO MY ROOM). NOT INTERESTED, SORRY BABY. NOT MY TYPE. JUST THE WAY IT GOES WITH THIS DOG.

AND FOR THE RECORD – THE OFFICIAL VERSIONS OF THE DRUGS ARE WAY TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE.

I FULLY SUPPORT THE GENERIC IMPORTED VERSIONS INSTEAD. AFFORDABLE AND REDUCES THE CHANCES OF SOME IDIOT DECIDING TO ROB A PHARMACY.

AND OH ALMOST FORGOT – THEY ADDED A CHEMICAL IN VIAGRA TO CAUSE HEADACHES. JUST SO YOU DON’T OVERDOSE AND GO ON A SEX RAMPAGE. SMART DRUGS. SAFETY BUTTON BUILT IN.

NOW WHERE WAS I??? OH YEAH – MORE MORE MORE HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? MORE MORE MORE OF THE STUFF. MY MONSTER MEMBER WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU FOR IT. HAPPY CAMPER :~) YES ON THAT SPECIFIC DRUG – YOU HAVE MY CONSENT. MERCI.

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