Live~NRGY

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/small-business/sb-growth/diversification-is-key-to-survival-for-alberta-businesses/article27647550/

The old adage is dead and no longer viable.

‘JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE’

TODAY LET ME ASSIST EVERYONE, BUSINESSES AND INDIVIDUALS WITH THE NEW NORMAL OF THE 21st CENTURY. ACTUALLY IT STARTED BACK IN THE ’80’S… SO I’M GOING TO PARAPHRASE THE NEW SLOGAN AND MOTO TO LIVE BY IN THESE TIMES.

‘MACGYVER OF ALL TRADES, LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY’

VERY GOOD AT ONE THING – MAKING SURE YOU UNDERSTAND ALOT ABOUT EVERYTHING AND DON’T GET SUCKED INTO JUST ONE THING. OTHERWISE… KISS THAT REAR FANNY OF YOUR’S AN ASS’S TRIP UNDER PALM TREES THROUGH GATES OF NAILED HELL. FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY SPEED OF LIGHT, FLASH OF LIGHT AND SOUND OF THOR’S HAMMER AND THUNDER.

BUT HEY… FOR THE BOZOS AND SLICKS OUT THERE LIVING THEIR FANTASIES AND DREAMS… KEEP ON MOTORING! YOU’RE RIGHT ON TARGET FOR A FAST KILL. COURTESY OF YOUR FELLOW NEIGHBORS AND CITIZENS. ZOMBIES YOU SO APTLY CALL THEM.