Sigh, no relief obviously. One day, I’ll have to tell you the story of a TAOIST MONK from a temple in the FAR EAST in a place far far away from your corrupt games of deception.
IN THE MEANTIME BOZOS – FYI – I’VE DISCOVERED A GOOD WHILE AGO THE CHEMICAL OFF SWITCH TO YOUR ANIMAL SCENT CHEMICALS HITHER AND THITHER A YONDER TO RENDER YOU FLACCID AND USELESS. IT’S SO EFFECTIVE… GOD DAMN… IF I HAD KNOWN SOONER, I COULD HAVE HAD MORE FUN WITH YOU. SHIT THERE GOES MY ADVANTAGE. OH WELL TIME TO GO TO PLAN ‘B. OR IS THAT SHELL-BE??
IT’S A S.O.B. OF A DOG BEING A DOG. CUTS LOTS OF WAYS. TO BAD YOU’RE ALL ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THAT GREEN GRASS IS GREENER THING.
NEVER LEARN AND NEVER WILL. GOOD LUCK WITH OPTION 1. YOU’LL NEED A SHITLOAD OF IT.
ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE PECKER LIVES.
Ooooops, I SAID THAT IN PUBLIC. ACTUALLY, GO HUNT MORE LUKAS AND KEEP YOURSELVES BUSY.
YOU’LL BE DOING EVERYONE A FAVOUR – SLICKS.
SIGNED YOURS TRULY,
SNOOPY VON BARON
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