You dirty DOG you…. HUH ???

WHO KNEW YOU COULD BRING IN YOUR DOGGIE 4 PAWS INTO A BRAND SPANKING NEW BEER STORE ON SOMERSET ST.

DAMN, HOW USEFUL IS THAT ?

GUESS I’LL BRING IN MY 2 PITBULL SIDEKICKS NEXT TIME. JUST FOR SAFETY’S SAKE.

COLLARED, MUZZLED, LEASHED AND ON MY COMMAND – NO PRISONERS :~)

OR PERHAPS I’M MISINFORMED???

DUE TO THE METH CHEMICAL PACKAGE DELIVERY SYSTEM… OUR SPONSOR HAS DECIDED TO TEST OUT OUR NEW PERFUME JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT ON YOU AT THE LOCAL BEER STORE.

VERDICT – NO RISE ZONE – SORRY… BACK TO THE LAB RAT EXPERIMENT BOARD YET ANOTHER FAILED TIME.

DAMN YOU’RE NOT GETTING IT !

R.O.F.L. LAUGHING AND LAUGHING AND LAUGHING SPILLING MY GUTS OUT ALL OVER THE PLACES WHILE PISSING IN MY PANTS.

NOT A PRETTY SIGHT AT THE BRAND NEW BEER STORE.

LEGS UP HIGH IN THE AIR ONCE AGAIN.

NEXT TIME… HERE’S MY ADVICE. TRY THE LOCAL SUPERMARKET THAT GETS ME WAY MORE EXCITED AT THE THOUGHT OF FOOD.

DAMN… ME AND MY BIG MOUTH ?!?!

YIKES… AISLE SEX PLEASE MOVE TO THE SIDE AS THE BOUNCERS MOVE IN…. AKA SLICKS !

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