OMG – I must be like my old self, forgot to ask DUDE

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AT TIMS TODAY.

WAS HE IN THE BUSINESS OF SELLING GOOD USED SMARTPHONES LIKE AT THE MAC’S ON RIDEAU & NELSON 5 YEARS AGO ???

DAMN I COULD USE A SMARTPHONE ANDBIFBYIU CAN ACTIVATE THE  THING ON FOREVER FREE MONTHLY FEE, I’LL BUY IT.  NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

OF COURSE YOU DON’T HAVE TO FEAR ABOUT DIRTY BOMBS.

JUST LOTS OF SEXTEXTING, PORN AND A LOT OF HOT  DIRTY TALK.

SEE… TOLD YOU  I’M HARMLESS.

NEXT TIME COME UP WITH FLASHING T-SHIRT MODELS THAT SAY –

HOT DOGS HOT DOGS ALL THE HOT DOGS FOR FREE SIGN !

NOTHING LIKE A GREAT BASEBALL GAME.

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