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\MARK POST #6581

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/10/25/anger-at-stephen-harper-disenfranchisement-fuelled-turnout-of-aboriginal-voters_n_8383310.html

WELL IT’S A GOOD THING I SPENT LOTS OF TIME WALKING AROUND IN CALGARY. JUST IMAGINE WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN NOW IN OTTAWA – OMG I CAN’T WAIT. PISSING IN MY PANTS R.O.F.L. IN STITCHES WITH CROSSED LEGS.

OKAY OKAY OKAY – DOWN BOY. BE GENTLE AND CIVILIZED. HERE’S MY BONE TO THOSE NOW LOOKING FOR WORK.

IT JUST HAPPENS I CAN SEND YOUR RESUMES DIRECTLY TO A LOCOMOTIVE ENGINEER AT HERITAGE PARK.

TURNS OUT I HELPED RE-SHINGLE HIS ROOF A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.

I CAN DO MAGIC WITH ALMOST NOTHING. GIVE ME A SOLID YAHOO YIPPEE-KAY-YA HOLLER COWBOY/GAL(HEY – WE’RE THE 21st CENTURY… NO DISCRIMINATION HERE) STYLE AND I’LL GET IN TOUCH TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. SKIP THE HORSES AND LET THEM HAVE THEIR REST FOR THE NEXT STAMPEDE.

SEE, GREAT THINGS HAPPEN WITHOUT SO MUCH AS TWITCHING A WORKOUT AN A SWEAT FROM MY LAPTOP KEYBOARD.

COME ON, GET OVER THE DEPRESSION AND GET ON WITH THE NEW REALITY.

I’LL EVEN INCLUDE THE TV ADS FOR SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND THE DIRECT TELEPHONE LINE IF THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES.

SEE – GENTLE. YOU DON’T WANNA MESS WITH MY OTHER HALF – ZEUS.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!

OH AND DON’T FORGET TO STATE WHICH TRAIN TO RIDE ON INCLUDING THE CABOOSE WITH THE NOOSE. SORRY… MOOSE. GOOSE…

WHATEVER. MUST BE THE FULL MOON CREEPING UP ON ME EARLY FOR HALLOWEEN. DAMN – PUT ON THE MASKS AND GET READY TO PARTY.