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\MARK POST #6554

GOT TO LOVE IT WHEN ONLY THE OTTAWA SUN HAS PLAYBOY POSTED ALL OVER IT’S FRONTPAGE HEADLINES. WAY TO GO – 25 CENT TABLOID. HEY… NOW THAT’S A THOUGHT, THEY GO GIVAWAY PLAYBOY INSERTS TO BOOST SALES. WELL IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. YOU KNOW HOW THE JAVA BEAN COUNTERS THINK.

http://www.ottawasun.com/videos/4557395182001

FAR SIDE OF ENLIGHTENMENT STRIKES AGAIN – ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPP HERE :~)

2 DO LIST WITH THE POLISH BUT WITHOUT THE BUFF

1. SEND IN A RESUME TO THE NEXT CANADIAN GOVERNMENT AFTER OCT 19th. Count yourselves lucky it’s not the MORNING AFTER OCT 31st.

2. DO WHAT SPORTS ILLUSTRATED DOES – TEASE THE HECK OUT OF THE SPORTS CROWD ! I READ THEIR BEST SELLERS IS THE FEBRUARY ISSUE.

3. ONLY NUDES 1 TIME PER YEAR – READ THE ABOVE CUE AS TO WHEN TO PUBLISH. CHARGE THE SHIRTS OFF THE BACKS OF THE INFATUATED DROOLING OVERHEATED HONCHOS.

4. WELL, THERE’S ALWAYS MOVING TO ANOTHER MORE EXCITING VENUE – STRIP POKER ONLINE

5. IF IT TOOK THAT MUCH TIME TO FIGURE OUT THIS IS HOW IT WAS GONNA END, THEN OMG – YOU’RE IN DIRE NEED OF BETTER PR MARKETING THAN I THOUGHT.

6. TRY DAVID LETTERMAN’S TOP TEN TRICKS

7. RUN FOR THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION – SORRY…. BUT DON’T RELY ON THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT TO BAIL YOU OUT – CONSERVATIVES WANT TO BAN ALL BROTHELS – YIKES LAS VEGAS ! HASTA LA VISTA BABY.

8. WELL, MAYBE THE YOUNGER CROWD HAS GREAT SUGGESTIONS, GIVEN HOW OUT THERE THEY ARE.

9. GROUP NUDE PICS

10. AND THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP – DO WHAT THEY DO ON THE NET – GROUP ACTION PICS ! WORKS FOR ME… WELL IT USE TO UNTIL I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE MOSTLY VIRTUAL.

11… LAST BUT NOT LEAST – THE NEXT FRONTIER – SETUP VIRTUAL INTERNET SEX-A-THONS. IT’S THE UP AND COMING INTERNET OF EVERYTHING ZING !

WELL DARN IT – I HAD 2 MORE SUGGESTIONS AND WOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT – BANG – CUT OFF THE NET. AND THEY WERE GREAT. DOUBLE DARN.

WELL… I SUGGEST YOU CONTACT THE GOOGLE MIT GROUP TO SORT OUT YOUR READERSHIP MEMBERSHIP NUMBERS. THE CROWD AND GALS WILL LOVE YOU.

OH… FOR THE RECORD… THERE’S ALWAYS THE NEXT ROUTE TO GO – GENDER CHANGE AND GO PLAYGIRL 2 !

JUST SAYING…. IN CASE IT HASN’T HIT YOU FULL FRONTAL YET.

PERSONALLY – I’M ROOTING FOR THE NEXT FRONTIER EDITION. CIRQUE DU SOLEIL ON THE SPACE STATION. NOPE – GOING PLUTO TAKES TOO LONG.

OH LA LA – HERE’S A THOUGHT – AN ALL DOGGIE EDITION WITH HOT GALS. I’LL VOLUNTEER AS THE FIRST GUINEA PIG. TOP DOOGIE ON A MISSION !

WOOF WOOF WOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N.B.

http://www.ottawasun.com/2015/10/15/sex-instead-of-food-mystery-neurons-may-fire-mens-appetites

Sex instead of food? Mystery neurons may fire men’s appetites

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK – EPISODE 3

R.O.F.L. IN STITCHES MYSTERY OF LIFE SOLVED !

BETTER YET – TRY AMERICAN PIE MOVIE SERIES – EDUCATIONAL & CLASSICS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Pie_%28film_series%29

BTW – IT AMAZES EVEN ME TO THIS DAY – 2+ YEARS LATER AFTER MY COMING OF AGE ENLIGHTENMENT MOMENT.

THE EXPERTS ARE ALL WRONG AND NUTS – WAY WORST THAN THE GENERAL POPULATION AS TO THE ‘WHY’ OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THING SINCE THE BIG BANG.

FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE AND EDUCATIONAL IQ BOOSTING MOMENT OF INTELLIGENCE THROUGH THOSE THICK BRICK WALLS CALLED BRAINS(OR AT LEAST WHAT YOU CALL THEM)

THE REASON ‘SEX’ TAKES PRIORITY OVER FOOD IS SIMPLE !!! DUH FOR THE IDIOTS THAT REFUSE TO GET IT.

OVER ‘HEATING’ HOMEOSTATIS REGULATION ! AS SIMPLE AS IT GETS IN TERMS OF UNIVERSAL LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS.

WHICH IS ‘WHY’ SEX AT ALL COSTS IS VITAL AND OVERTAKES FOOD INTAKE. GETTING RID OF EXCESS QUICK. EVEN IF IT’S WITH THE SAME SEX ! DOUBLE DUH EVOLUTION MODEL WRONG – WAY OFF COURSE.

NOW THAT YOU’RE INSTRUCTED IN THE FINE ART OF THE ‘WHY’ OF SEX, MEN HAVE OVERDRIVES FOR THE MOST PART. HOW GOD WANTED IT :~) AS ABOVE…. SO BELOW.

IN MY PERSONAL OPINION – AND IT AIN’T HUMBLE…

YOU’VE GOT THOUSANDS IF NOT TEN’S OF THOUSAND IDIOTS ON PAYROLL AND BEING PAID FOR PROFESSIONAL FREUDIAN DARWINIAN GARBAGE TELLING YOU TO POP PILLS TO CURE YOUR SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MUMBO JUMBO SEX MANUAL CHANGE YOUR WAYS METHODS. ADD INSULT TO INJURY – THEY HAVE PH.D. FROM A CRACKPOT ! OMG HOW HILARIOUS FROM MY POINT OF VIEW. TOO MUCH ! THE WORST PART – EVERYONE FOLLOWS THEIR INSTRUCTIONS AND PAYS THEM OBSCENE MONEY. OMG TOO MUCH – OVER THE TOP.