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\MARK POST #6506

So, getting great tips from the ‘HOW TO’ email gurus. Time management, planning, secret to money, life… you know the drill.

GOAL SETTING & ACCOUNTABILITY – 101 VIRTUAL CLASSROOM, coming to an EMAIL INBOX near you.

Well it turns out that all that is going the way of the DODO. Smidgen off, just a tad. Waste of time, effort, money and always having to re-invent the wheel to keep current. Besides, you think that if some time management guru on goal setting and getting all the folks who subscribes to the ultimate atomic clocks of the universe got it right with achieving those goals slam dunk, they’ve be selling it for more than just your first born.

Welllllll, enter moi. Got the whole thing PERFECT. FINALLY – MATRIX ORG CHART of THE UNIVERSE. AND THE SYSTEM TO BOOT. ALTHOUGH… SORRY TO SAY, I’M NOT LIP SYNCING THIS OUT OVER THE AIRWAVES. SORRY, NOT EVEN FOR SALE. ALL MINE AND THE BEST PART NOW, I CAN TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF THE OTHER ONES WITH ALL THE WEAK SPOTS AND RUN CIRCLES AROUND HEADS AND TAILS WAGGING TO BOOT.

ME GOT THE Pi ORG CHART STRUCTURE, TIME AND END GOAL DOWN TO AN ART OF PERFECTION. SEE, SIMPLE – ALL IN MY BRAIN NOW. OMG I LOVE BEING MUCH MUCH SMARTER. MERCI TRES BEAUCOUP.

AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS HOW ENLIGHTENMENT WORKS FOR YOU AND IN YOUR FAVOR. LET SEE NOW… FAN CLUB, GET THE CHEERLEADERS UP & AT EM. COULDN’T RESIST HAVING MY ICE CREAM CHOCOLATE CAKE, WHIPPED CREAM AND LOADS OF CHERRY BRANDY CHERRIES ON TOP WITH A DRIZZLE OF HOT FUDGE CHOCOLATE TO TOP IT OFF.

ENJOY…. OMG, OKAY – WHERE DOES THIS ENLIGHTENMENT THING END AGAIN ??? Oooooops, forgot – NEVER WHEN YOU’RE IMMORTAL.

SUCKS HUH ! WELL KEEP AT IT, MAYBE SOMEONE WILL GET IT ON THE nth TRY.