Here’s what you get for fooling around with the 1’s & 0’s of my JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE TODAY :~)

\MARK POST #6394

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2015/06/09/ntsb-collision-avoidance-all-cars/28724575/

REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD ’70’s with the OIL CRISIS & AIR CONDITIONERS IN GAS GUZZLER CARS.

REMEMBER WHEN A $100 EXCISE TAX WAS ADDED FOR CONSERVATION PURPOSES – OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT LINE AT THE TIME.

OKAY… FAIR ENOUGH, THOSE CARS WERE PROBABLY AVERAGING 5 & 10 MILES TO THE GALLON.

FAST FORWARD TODAY – 40 PLUS YEARS INTO THE FUTURE.

EVER INCREASING FUEL EFFICIENT CARS BOASTING 30/40/50 AND THEN SOME MILES TO THE GALLON.

OKAY OKAY, YOUNG CROWD OUT THERE, FIGURE IT OUT IN LITRES PER 100 KILOMETERS.

BOTTOM LINE !

NO MORE NEED TO RAKE IN A MEASLY $100 EXCISE TAX IN CANADA BECAUSE THE CARS ARE GETTING SUPER SMART WITH THOSE CUTE LITTLE 1’s and 0’s AND IT’S NOW JUST A WHOLESALE TAX GRAB.

SO CANADIAN GOVERNMENT…. DO YOUR DUTY ! KILL THE A/C EXCISE TAX ON CARS & TRUCKS !

NOT JUSTIFIABLE ANY LONGER ! WHEN THEY START DRIVING THEMSELVES AROUND THE BLOCK AND ARE SMARTER THAN YOUR OWN ENGINE BLOCK CALLED A HEAD, THEN YOU KNOW YOU HAD BETTER SMARTEN UP. PRONTO.

BTW AIRHEADS… I WAS EXPECTING IT. WHY DO YOU THINK I WENT TO FARMBOY FOR BREAKFAST – HUH ??? DENSE, DENSER AND DAMN YOUR DENSE. JUST NOT GETTING THROUGH THE OUTER LIMITS OF THOSE SKULLS.

DO YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA KNOW HOW MUCH FUN I CAN HAVE WITH YOU TOMORROW, MONDAY OR PERHAPS IN A YEAR WITH YOU’S ???

PONDER BEFORE ANSWERING THAT QUESTION – DEEPLY.

LET’S PUT THE PIECES OF Pi TOGETHER FOR THE CROWD SHALL WE ?

YESTERDAY’S ONTARIO E-TEST EMISSIONS CERTIFICATION + FARMBOY BREAKFAST(NOT MY USUAL THING… BUT WANTED SOME FUN – WTH) = LOST $25 GIFT CARD THAT EXPIRED IN APRIL FROM LOWE’S THAT I DECIDED TO WALK OUT OF STORE WITH NO PURCHASE.

CHEAP DAY OVERALL. GOAL IS ZERO DOLLARS PER DAY AND SEE HOW LONG I LAST ! WHAT THE HAY – HORSEY !

NEW NORMAL. FULL OF METH BEING SPRAYED IN MY DIRECTION… ME SHORT CIRCUITING THE SH#4 OUT OF IT AND USING IT FOR SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN THE USUAL PAST FANFARE OF SHOPPING GONE WILD. NOW… LET’S SEE HOW MUCH TROUBLE I CAN GET YOU GUYS INTO ! HANDS WRINGING AND SALIVATING AT THE PROSPECT. OMG… HAVE I GOT IT OR WHAT ???

:~)———————–

OH… LET’S NOT FORGET REAR HIND LEG IN THE UP POSITION, TAIL WAGGING WILDLY AND TONGUE FLAPPING IN THE WIND WHILE HOWLING MADLY. OMG… YOU’VE GOT TO TRY IT.

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