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And don’t call me for help, either.

Business of not stopping stealth dropping chemicals in my vicinity is gonna get you’re asses whipped in not too fine a word – bad assed.

Between the huge dogs that I encounter jumping up on me and almost tearing my clothes off, to too much pussy laying around waiting for their prince charming to rescue them… well, really, I never thought you would stoop so low into the realms of dementia.

Walter – Bull Mastif mix turns out to be a great pushover. Timid, shy and lovable. Just huge. Ditto for the other 2 dogs a few days ago. Absolutely stunning, playful and wow – they’re hot to trot wanting action. Too bad they’re not my type. Prefer, 2 legs in a playful doggie position and consenting with attitude into having the time of their lives. But I digress. Right now, playful positions are not for hire. Soon… but not that soon. And yes… I may adopt a few pussies, just to balance things out. They’re neutered – fear not for humanity’s demise and pussycats rule the day.

For those not in the know… house to house service calls helping hook up rural internet connections.

Great that I meet people of all types. But the animal in me says you’re definitely up to something and it all ain’t safe animal sex with the domestic wildlife that abounds.

Here’s my suggestion. Round up Cirque du Soleil animals and let’s all have a gang bang the likes of which you’ve never been able to utter the exclamatory OMG Big Bang Sound that created the Universe in the first place.

Come on, give it a shot. At this point, what you got to lose ! Certainly not your innocence and virginity, that’s for sure.