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\MARK POST #6368

Can’t put the finger on the ‘WHY’ of me not interested in sex ??? Can’t find the trigger finger perhaps ??? Damn hard isn’t it ???

More precisely the question should be…. WILL HE or WON’T HE ! ONLY I KNOW FOR SURE :~)

KIDS DON’T DO IT. DOGS DON’T CUT IT. HELL… RUNAWAY HORSES DON’T HAVE THE HORSEPOWER… AND COMBINATIONS OF THE AFOREMENTIONED DON’T MAKE FOR GREAT DR. SEUSS SCRAMBLED GREEN EGGS & HAM ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETS GONE WILD.

SO… WHAT WILL IT TAKE ? AH…. GO FIGURE IT OUT AND DON’T FORGET TO USE ALL THE CPU CYCLES OF THOSE SUPER COMPUTERS TO PLOT OUT A FIENDISH STRATEGY.

BUT… AS USUAL HERE IS MY CRITICAL QUESTION ???

HOW LONG, HOW WIDE, HOW HARD, HOW BIG AND HOW OMG DO YOU WANT ME TO GO TO TOUCHDOWN ???

IT MIGHT BE THE LONGEST YARD YOU’LL EVER HAVE TO LIVE WITH AND SWALLOW IT WHOLE ONCE I SAY ONCE AGAIN, I TOLD YOU SO.

AND FOR THE RECORD… I WANT THE PHYSICAL SEX(BODY SAYS YES), BUT I DON’T NOT ONLY DON’T NEED IT, I DON’T WANT IT IN MY BRAIN(BRAIN SAYS NO). PARADOX STUCK IN NEUTRAL FOR NOW.

SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT STUFF AND FORMULA IS YET A WAYS AWAY. TRYING TO PIECE THE PIECE OF Pi JUST RIGHT TO BLOW AWAY EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE RIGHT WAY TO HAVE SEX, BUT WERE WAY TO AFRAID TO DO THE POLE DANCE TO GET IT RIGHT.

IN THE MEANTIME…. PUT THOSE ADDICTED MINDS OF YOURS TO ME GOTTA HAVE SEX OR YOU’LL BUST AT THE SEAMS BACK INTO YOUR TIGHT ZIPPERS. EYE CANDY DOES THE JOB WITHOUT GETTING CAVITIES. ALL IT TAKES IS A FEW SECONDS. WAVES DOES THE REST WHILE AT REST. IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW THAT WORKED – TOO BAD :~)

AND NO… ‘HEAT’ DOESN’T WORK IT’S MAGIC SPELL ON ME NOW LIKE IT ONCE DID, WHEN I WAS YOUNG, FOOLISH AND CLUED OUT.

BUT…. I DO KNOW HOW TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT NOW.

AH…. THE LAW OF THERMODYNAMCIS – THE SECRET IS KNOWING WHAT MAKES IT TICK EXACTLY. ME TO KNOW… YOU TO FIND OUT :~)

DAMN IT’S GREAT TO BE ON THAT HORSE RIDING THAT SADDLE IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT FOR ONCE.

MASTER NRGY = MASTER YOUR DESTINY

SIMPLE AS LEARNING… THE EVERYTHING OF DOT WAVES. HAVE FUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAYING SERIOUSLY.

IN DOGGIE SPEAK WOOF TRANSLATED INTO HUMAN SPEAK SOUNDS LIKE THIS – OHM ! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE !

BROUGHT TO YOU BY….

THE 50 SHADES OF LAZY HAZY LAST LABOUR DAY OF 2015.

NEXT UP….. THANKSGIVING WEEKEND – YAHOOOOOO BIRTHDAY STRIPES & STARS WITH A TINGE OF AN AUTUMN MAPLE.

LOOSELY TRANSLATED. DOTS & WAVES WITH A THORN(POINTY LITTLE PECKERS AREN’T THEY) AT THE SIDE.