Romancing the STONE – NOT your Regular Expression $$$$$ Life’s little IRON EASE

\MARK POST #6336

I AIN’T CHEAP ANYMORE, BUT I CAN BE HAD ! FAMOUS MICHAEL DOUGLAS SAYING – THANK YOU !

NOW YOUR GETTING THE ‘WHY’ I LOVED THAT MOVIE. GREAT ACTORS… NONE BETTER THAN DANNY DEVITO.

ALLIGATOR SHOES… ANYONE ? OKAY…. OKAY, LET’S MAKE THEM COWBOY BOOTS EVER TIME A DEAL IS SEALED.

WE’LL SKIP THE SIX SHOOTER – DEAL ? ALREADY GOT 1 IN MY PANTS CALLED THE SEX SHOOTER – GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. SEEMS TO ME SOME PEOPLE HAVE GONE OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE SURE IT GOT PUT TO GREAT USE. MERCI.

TERMS & CONDITIONS – BY TODAY’S INFLATION RATE CALCULATION

$1 MILLION POUNDS FOR SIMPLE SOLUTIONS – PER SOLUTION NOT CONNECTED
$1 BILLION POUNDS FOR MORE COMPLEX SOLUTIONS – INTERCONNECTED

ALL MY LAWYER FEES FOR LEGAL AGREEMENTS & PAPERWORK BY BUYER
ANY AND ALL PEOPLE REQUIRED BY ME & LOGISTICS PAID FOR BY BUYER
NEGOTIATION LOCATION, TRAVEL AND STAYOVER ALL PAID BY BUYER

25 PERCENT ROYALTY IN PERPETUITY.
PATENT GOES TO BUYER ONCE MONEY IS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT.
SOLUTION GOES TO BUYER – I DON’T CARE WHO :~)
INFORMATION DISCLOSURE AS PER MY REQUESTS, IF NECESSARY.
DESCRIBE PROBLEM AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW TO SOLVE IT ONCE MONEY IS PAID UPFRONT.

TERMS & CONDITIONS SUBJECT TO CHANGE, AS USUAL.
ASK FIRST.

ALL METAL AND LOVING IT. McDonald… eat your BIG MAC out.

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