As promised – Jurassic World :~)

\MARK POST #6016

So where do I start ??? The GOOD NEWS or the BAD NEWS ???

Damn, so many decisions first thing in the morning.

Let’s get the WORST out of the way first, shall we !

CONNECT THE DOTS, PLEASE.

In case no one knew, I love the Star Trek reruns. In this case, Star Trek Next Generation. In this episode, Dr. Beverley Crusher. Kinda like her, but not my style. Sorry.

Next the pizza joint a few days ago. Young cute waitress, REDHEAD, BIG TITS, PALE COMPLEXION, OH and did I say she’s almost a spitting image of one of my nieces – APRIL. NOPE… SORRY TO DISAPPOINT, NOT MY STYLE EITHER – YUK.

NOW… LET’S FORWARD TO THE MOVIE SHALL WE.

REDHEAD IN THE MOVIE – BRYCE DALLAS

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0397171/

Sexy to many, perhaps…. BUT AGAIN – NOPE… WAY WRONG ! TOTALLY !

SO FOR THE RECORD… YOU’LL HAVE TO PULL MORE THAN A FEW RABBITS OUT OF ALICE’S HAT IN WONDERLAND TO MAKE REDHEADS A GO ON MY FANTASY WISH LIST.

THAT’S THE WAY THAT CUTE REDHEAD CRUMBLES. SEE, SIMPLE THAT LEAVES THEM ALL FOR EVERYONE ELSE :~)

NOW THE UGLY PART…

WHAT EXACTLY WERE YOU TRYING IN THE MOVIE THEATRE ??? A RISE UP WALL STREET AND BROADWAY ALL THE WAY TO HOLLYWOOD PERHAPS ???

I’M SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO THE SERIES OF CHEMICALS ATTEMPTED TO GET A RISE OUT OF MY PANTS IN THE MOVIE THEATRES.

AND I’M POSITIVE YOU WERE ON THE MONITORING END TRYING TO CAPTURE THE EVENT THAT NEVER HAPPENED, EVEN AS I SAT BETWEEN 2 LOVELY LADIES. BUT I’LL BET YA YOU DID GET A THERMAL READING – DIDN’T YOU! BET YA IT WAS OFF THE CHARTS WITHOUT THE ICE COLD AIR FROM THE HVAC AS IS USUALLY THE CASE! BUT, WHAT YOU DIDN’T GET AND NEITHER DID I, WAS THAT I WAS TOTALLY INTO THE MOVIE.

I DISCOVERED SOMETHING THAT I ENJOYED – THE HUNT OF THE SOCIAL PACK !

SO, FOR THE RECORD….

VELOCIRAPTOR DOG SOCIAL GROUP – FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE THRILL OF THE HUNT ! MATCH MAKING IN DOGGIE HEAVEN ! OPEN RELATIONSHIPS WITH ALL THE BEST GROUP WITH BENEFITS AND NONE OF THE MONOGAMY PTIFALLS !

IN MY MIND BEATS ALL THE XXX MIX & MATCH SOCIAL GROUPS. ALL PAWS AND NO DETOURS !

MAKE IT SO :~)

AS FOR THE GOOD NEWS FINALLY.

LOVED THE MOVIE, LOVE ALL THINGS DINO ! ENCORE PLEASE. AND YES, THAT LEAD MALE ALPHA ACTOR… YEP I KNOW WHO HE IS :~) SEE MEMORY IS AS GREAT AS WHEN I FIRST ENCOUNTERED HIS DEBUT ACTING ACROSS THE ROCK.

AS FOR THE DOUSING OF GAS TO THROW OFF BODY SCENT. NOPE… SLIGHTLY WRONG. GAS CONTAINS CHEMICALS THAT CAUSES AND CREATES V.O.C. THAT ACCELERATES AND EXCITES THE SENSE OF SMELL AT A PRIMAL LEVEL OF BODY ODORS IN THIS CASE… CH3 METHYL COMPOUNDS CREATES IONIZATION AND SO THE BAD ASS DINO WOULD HAVE GONE INTO A FIT TO SAY THE LEAST. SLIGHT DETAIL.

2 PAWS UP FOR THE MOVIE

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