Ottawa Citizen – Mounties now toting submachine guns for Hill security

\MARK POST #5986

http://ottawacitizen.com/news/politics/rcmp-brings-out-the-big-guns-to-the-dismay-of-some

Well honestly, I think the sense of pop pop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is, is all masking shades of deep insecurity on the HILL.

PERSONALLY, HERE’S WHAT I WOULD DO – TAKE IT WITH A HUGE GRIN AND GRAIN OF SALT AND SWALLOW HARD ON THIS FANTASY OF MINE UNREALIZED YET. YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE ALL THINGS SECURITY. TRUST ME, YOU’LL THANK ME.

SEEMS TO ME…

That the ideal solution given what’s happened all things considered is a 2 way street problem.

PEOPLE DON’T LIKE & TRUST POLITICIANS

DOGGIES IN OUTHOUSE AND OKAY OKAY DOGGIE HOUSES AIN’T EXACTLY A LA MICHAEL JACKSON’S ‘THRILLER’ MOVED & PREPARED AND PASSIONATE ABOUT WATCHING POLITICIANS REAR ENDS. REMEMBER THAT OTTAWA POLICE OFFICE I OWE A DEBT OF GRATTITUDE – STILL A NO SHOW… DAMN.

NOW FOR THE KICKER WHERE THE SUN DOESN’T SHINE OFTEN ENOUGH.

GIVEN THE SENATE MESS, THE PMO MESS, THE COMMONS BEING DEFINITELY UNSENSED BY VOTES THAT NEVER FLY AND ALL GO SOUTH, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT ONE PING TO FIX IT ALL IS ALL THAT’S NEEDED TO FIX ALL CHICKENS, ACTUALLY BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHERS AND PUT THEM IN THEIR PROPER PLACES.

YOU CAN THANK TOWES FOR THAT INSPIRATION.

WITH KINGSTON PENITENTIARY OFFICIALLY CLOSED FOR INCARCERATION BUSINESS AND BEING A HOLLOW OR IS THAT HALLOW PLACE OF PAST SINS IN REMISSION, THAN THE BUREAUCRATS IN OTTAWA THAT PUSH IRON PENS & INK SHOULD PLAN THE NEXT PARLIMENTARY MOVE TO JUST SUCH AN INSTITUTION.

SEEMS FITTING THAT IF YOU CAN KEEP THE WORST OF THE WORST INSIDE – YES THAT’S YOU MR. POLITICIAN, AND KEEP THEM FROM RUNNING AWAY ON JAUNTS, VACATIONS, CONVENTIONS, SIDETRIPS AND USELESSLY SPENDING CANADIAN’S TAX DOLLARS, THEY SHOULD ACTUALLY WORK FOR THE KEEPSAKES.

AND THE BONUS, DOGGIES WILL FEEL RIGHT AT HOME AND IN CONTROL KEEPING ALL THE SANE PEOPLE OUT SO THEY DON’T SHOOT THEM TO BITS & PIECES. HELL, I’LL EVEN SUPPORT WITH EXTRA DONATIONS DIRECTLY TO KEEPING THE POLICITIANS EXACTLY WHERE THEY BELONG AS THEY PUT USELESS WORK TO USEFUL ONES MAKING LAWS WORK FOR CANADIANS FOR A CHANGE.

YOU ALSO HAVE MY BLESSING TO GET CORRECTIONS CANADA RULE & REGULATIONS CONCERNING ALL THE MADMEN THAT TROUNCE AND POUNCE HAPLESSLY ABUSING AND HARASSING AND SEXUALLY GROOMING THE INNOCENT NOVICES OF POLITICS SO THAT CORRUPTION IS THWARTED OUT COMPLETELY.

SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT PLAN TO ME.

HERE’S MY FINAL BONUS INTEREST ON THE MATTER.

OTTAWA LOSES IT’S CAPITOL STATUS, KINGSTON RIGHTFULLY GET IT DUE SHARE OF WHAT SHOULD INITIALLY HAVE HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE. THE COUP DE GRAS – QUEENS UNIVERSITY TAKES IT’S PLACE AS THE SEAT OF BEST SECOND GUESSES USING IT’S CONSCIENCE AND INTELLIGENCE.

FOR THE RECORD, I’M SORRY YOUR MAJESTY – NO OFFENCE INTENDED, VICTORIA WAS MANIPULATED.

VOILA – CONNECTED FANTASY – BEAT THAT CHESSBOARD BOZOS

BTW – IF I WERE IN THE GAME OF SMARTASSES, I WOULD HAVE A CONTINGENCY PLAN TO MOVE THE PARLIAMENT BRICK BY BRICK, STONE BY STONE IN LESS THAN 6 DAYS OFF THAT HILL IF YOU WANT TO PRESERVE THE SUCKER. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS ON THE 7TH DAY DON’T YOU – THE OFFICIAL DAY OF ‘REST’ – IONIZATION & WAVES TAKES OVER !

BAZOOKAS WON’T WORK HERE, SORRY !

THEN AGAIN, EVERYBODY LIVES HAPPILY EVERAFTER, JUST LIKE DISNEY.

ENJOY

O:~)

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