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\MARK POST #5974

GEEZ, LOUISE… YOU’VE GOT TO GET YOUR ACTS TOGETHER IF YOU’RE EVER EVER EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO REMOTELY MANIPULATE A SAID TRUMPET(JACK SPARROW SAYS) BETWEEN MY LEGS.

THE CHEMICALS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT DOING IT. NOT WITH LITTLE KIDS, NOT WITH LITTLE DOGS, NOT WITH SEXY TIGHTS AND CERTAINLY NOT WITH YOUNG VULNERABLE KIDS AND SEXY YOUNG THINGS.

AND NOPE, SORRY… COMBINATIONS OF THE ABOVE DOES NOT TILT AT ALL MY AXIS OF COMPASS.

SO, WHAT’S THE PROBLEM ???

CRITICAL ANSWER IS…

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WAVES, IS THE SIMPLE ANSWER.

CRITICAL DETAILS –

YEP, YOU’RE CHEMICALS ARE HUMMERS ON STEROIDS. YEP, THEY WORK AS ADVERTISED AND THEN SOME. THEY ACTUALLY GIVE MY 13 YEAR OLD YOUNGER SELF A DAMN RUN FOR THEIR MONEY. DAMN THAT STUFF IS GOOD – WHERE CAN I BUY SOME WHEN THE TIME COMES(SORRY FOR THE PUN).

HERE I AM, THINKING I’M GONNA BUY THE COMPANIES MYSELF TO MAKE SURE I HAVE AMPLE SUPPLY WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.

IT’LL BE AT LEAST A JERRY LEWIS MARATHON LENGTH EVENT – NO INTERRUPTIONS ALLOWED.

THAT’S PROBABLY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF A THOUSAND BOTTLES OF 100MG VIAGRA/CIALIS – WHATEVER JUST FOR THE OPENING SHOT.

AFTER THAT, SORRY – I LOST COUNT… TOO BUSY WITH ALL MY EXTRA PARTS TO TAKE TIME OUT FOR TIMECHECKS.

NOW, LET’S SEE IF I CAN HELP YOU FURTHER HERE.

PICKLING THE PROSTATE WITH THOSE FANCY CHEMICALS – AN ORDINARY MAN WOULD SURELY SUCCUMB TO THE INTENSE PAIN AND IMMEDIATE NEED FOR SEXUAL RELEASE AS IN WHATEVER FANCY CATCHES HIS EYE THE MOMENT IT APPEARS ON THE RADAR.

FORTUNATELY, IN MY CASE… I’M USING YOUR LITTLE CHEMICAL ROCKETS TO RE-INVENT THEMSELVES AS SPECTACULAR WAVES OF FIREWORKS. SEE, NO NEED FOR THE 911 FIRE DEPARTMENT – THEY CAN MOONLIGHT AND MAKE MORE MONEY ELSEWHERE WITHOUT BATTING AN EYELASH AND WASTING TAXPAYER’S MONEY.

HERE’S THE BEST PART OF YOUR CHEMICAL SOUP MIX – OH LA LA LA LA LA LA, OMG DO I LOVE THE FEELING AS I STRADDLE THAT ROCKET JUST LIKE THAT GUY ON THE MOON ON THE NUKE RIDING THAT BULL THAT IS THREATENING TO END THE WORLD. WHAT’S THE MOVIE CALLED AGAIN – OH YEAH, ARMAGEDDON. ACTOR’S NAME – Steve Buscemi – AKA ROCKHOUND. LOVED HIM AND HIS CHARACTER AS WELL AS THE MOVIE AND OTHERS. SUPERB. WHAT CAN I SAY, I NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD PLAY 18 ROUNDS OF GOLD OFF A RIG BEFORE. SEE, ENLIGHTENMENT.

ENOUGH – YOU CAN NOW GO BACK TO YOUR MOVIES AND POPCORN NOW.

DON’T FORGET THE MASKS, JUST IN CASE SOME CHEMICALS SIDEWIPES YOU AND YOU NOTICE.

AND NO, FOR NOT OBTAINING MY PERMISSION IN TRYING OUT CHEMICALS TO WOO SAID TRUMPET, SORRY… NO CO-OPERATION ON MY PART. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT PROGRAM.