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\MARK POST #5969

Absolutely in stitches R.O.F.L. when the female chihuahua gets a whiff of the laced beer scent when she’s already all cranked up on meth and positions herself in order to get some action.

When that fails, yikes… she starts humping the stuffed animal in her bed. I gotta YOUTUBE that one for everyone. Absolutely hilarious watching the poor little thing going at it without a happy ending. OMG it’s too much.

And then when driving around and errands of late – OMG that scent must follow me everywhere… much better than GOOGLE GPS LOCATION services.

I got the 2 legged doggie types coming out of the woodworks of late. Must have something to do with deciding that the best option is the gay option.

Doing the 4 legged doggie variety with kids in proximity does not ring bells and my dingaling absolutely does not rise up to the occasion. But keep on trying, who knows, you might get luckier in Las Vegas on a crap shoot with those odds.

BTW – love the 2 legged hard ons even without the tails when a reassuring presence of authority in the vicinity for safety’s sake. No funny monkey business at hand though – sorry.

Anyone know where to get a hold of that Ottawa officer from a few years ago – you know the one I owe a great deal of gratitude – kissing ass isn’t my style, but in this case, I’m willing to make it an exception. Only once though, I’m the one that had to do all the hard work.

As for special occasions with the boys, stay tuned for updates on the subject.

Women aren’t off the list, but the needle in the haystack has appeared on the horizon yet. Good thing I know what that haystack and needle looks like now. A hand shuffle once in a while comes in handy.

Creates great constitutional paper trails.

Enjoy the day. Woof Woof

:~)