Live~NRGY

\MARK POST #5912

http://guff.com/youll-hate-yourself-for-laughing-at-these-animal-puns/88?gclid=CLqsoPLqusUCFQYHaQodLjMAnQ

Without further ado, I present…

THE FAR SIDE of ENLIGHTENMENT – JACK OUT OF THE BOX BRAND NEW SERIES

CARTOONS UPCOMING :~)… NOW YOU KNOW WHAT A WACOM PEN SERVES FOR, MERCI AMAZON – GARY LARSON, EAT YOUR HEART UP… OK OKAY OK… BE NICE NOW, UP SIZE THE OLD VERSIONS, YOU’RE OVERDUE ! THANKS AHEAD OF TIME.

IT’S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT BEING ENLIGHTENED ISN’T ALL IT’S CRACKED UP TO BE. DAMN, DOUBLE DAMN, SH#t

SEEMS LIKE WHAT COMES BETWEEN YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE IS THE METRIC SIZE OF WHAT’S IN YOUR PANTS. SORRY GALS, I’LL HAVE TO MAKE A POINT NEXT TIME – MAYBE, NO PROMISES ON CUP SIZE. EXTRA GRANDE, A LA STARBUCKS.

NOT YOUR HEAD, I’LL GUARANTEEEEEEEEEE THAT OR YOUR MONEY BACK – FOLKS, THIS IS THE ONLY 100 PERCENT SUREFIRE GUARANTY YOU’LL EVER BE OFFERED ON THIS PLANET.

DAMN AGAIN. OKAY VIAGRA AND CIALIS… DO YOUR THING WHEN THE TIME COMES :~)

TAKE THE PUNS ANY WHICH WAY FITS