\MARK POST #5895
I can just see the 911 call now.
Operator – What is your emergency ?
911 caller – My tires are flat ?
Operator – Your tires are flat ?
911 Caller – Yes, all my tires are flat ?
Operator – Do you know it’s an offence to call in pranks to 911 !
911 Caller – But you don’t understand… all the car’s tires on the street are flat !
Operator – So…. get the damn things filled up again and don’t call us for towing service.
911 Caller – Hangs up
Much later….. 6 o’clock news
Some idiot who stole all the NITROGEN from the tires on the street blew himself up mixing it up with glycerin soap and some ammonia.
House destroyed !
Bye bye birdie, DARWIN AWARD
Live~NRGY 
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