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\MARK POST #5896

What the 6 o’clock news couldn’t mention.

And yes, kids… you’re gonna have to learn this someday, so pay attention otherwise your toast from all the wrong information.

Forensic evidence of the remains suggested the perp of having itchy trigger finger still on the remaining 1 inch stick he beat to death in a perhaps frustrating attempt to extract the last drop of ammonia from his thing-a-ma-jiggy.

And lab analysis showed a high concentration of ATP(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adenosine_triphosphate) – nope… NOT STP in his system. Obviously he was unaware of the grave consequences of too much phosphorus in his system would him up.

If he had asked me for help, I would have directed him to the nearest Tim Hortons for a top up on coffee with a liberal dose of airborne assistance for his watersports handicap.

Much easier than beating the nightstick to death – literally :~)