\MARK POST #5774
Wow, lucky me… Mr. Mask(I kid you not) spook police officer out of nowhere hiding behind an MTO vehicle on Hunt Club off ramp(where else can they practice their art of deception?) made sure I was updated.
Ticket apparently for failing to put a validated sticker on license plate. He was kind enough – his words, not mine… not to tow the vehicle because it was too cold. Get back in the car, it’s dangerous on the side of the road talking to me. Skiddle… off you go being stopped by the side of the road putting things back in your wallet. Dangerous road conditions on that dangerous stretch of newly paved overpass and off ramp. Even though MTO was there monitoring the situation – they’re useless. In fact, I’ve noticed they’re really behind the eight ball not clearing snow off pavement, highways and roads during snowstorms. Sloppy work – MTO ! In fact – actionable.
So… with ticket in hand, off I go to check up on the status of my license which I’m sure is valid, but somehow – poof MAGICALLY NOT !
See good things happen in BLACK & WHITE. Now cats with 9 NINE LIVES, that’s an entirely different matter. Watch your ladders and do the Jack Sparrow spin dance(a la Calypso) with the black spot just for safety’s sake.
As for the ticket… well it’s not so much the $110 fine, it’s the way the sucker was hiding lying in wait under instructions. I can just see it now, eyes stretched to the windshield trying to see through all the wind swept snow and salted license plate an expired sticker. OMG WOW, hurts to know that’s all they’ve got to do, dogs taking instruction sets, chasing cars with tongues flapping out windows salivating profusely in anticipation of getting a bone and reward at the ring of bells and whistles.
MUST BE A BDSM WEEKEND, ENJOY YOUR SEDUCTION PREY DANCES :~)
MORE AFTER YOUR BIG GAME HUNT OMG MOMENTS !
FINALLY – DARE I ASK… NOPE – WAY WRONG, YOUR CHEMICALS AIN’T WORKING – DO YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA PLAY WITH FIRE ??? REALLY !!! CAUSE I’M GAME AND IN – NO HESTATION TO SAY THAT THE SCENE IS SET ! KILL SWITCH ANYONE ?
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