\MARK POST #5765
SNOOPY VON BARON detects something is amiss way yonder. Doggie nose and ears in full combat mode.
Critical ‘Q’ of the DAY is WHO DUNNIT ???
Don’t think it’s the regular Check it Up MAN… you know the one who scampers in and out while I’m away from the house, under orders to snoop.
Definitely in my mind, there’s no way he could be involved.
Now just maybe it’s the mysterious alleged ALARMFORCE Check up GUY. You know, the one that incidently popped up cause the broken down rigged alarm went off when the supposedly open door to the house alerted the company. Poof, all of a sudden he makes a sudden appearance and rescues the house from would be dastardly thieves and suspicious dubious characters sent here with only one thing in mind !
Steal my longjohns and stretch tight T-Shirts for no other purpose than to have me run naked to work. Yep, those were work clothes.
Fear not my friends, I beat the thief to the touchdown. No sense having my mysteriously stolen clothes pop up unexpectedly in an incriminating crime scene leaving evidence behind with a finger pointed straight for my ‘Q’s !
I DON’T WEAR UNDERWEAR, BOXER SHORTS and SUCH PARAPHERNALIA – well at least 90 PERCENT OF THE NORMAL TIME. The other times, well it’s when it’s SEXY to do so.
So, sniff away my reverend friend and see on which cloud 9 on my testosterone propels you !
Beware and be Forewarned though of the IDES of MARCH… 15th, a few days before those lucky 4 clover leaf leprechauns bearers bring a whole new meaning to being green with envy.
I hear ALL THINGS GUINNESS CURES ALL AILS ! BOTTOMS UP CHAP ! DON’T FORGET TO WEAR THE TIGHTS IN BLACK !
AND YES, I EVEN PATTED MYSELF DOWN TWICE WHILE SEARCHING HI & LOW FOR MY TIGHTS – (CA)NARY TO BE FOUND NOWHERE, HITHER AND YONDER.
IF ONLY THEY WERE AS SEXY AS THE ONES WOMEN WEARING HOT SEXY LULUMON BLACK TIGHTS – THEN I WOULD SHED A TEAR & THEN SOME !
SADLY, ALAST ONLY IN MEDITATION.
Hmmmm, wonder if anything else is missing – KINKY WEEKEND AIN’T IT ???
Anyone want to discuss ‘WHY’ I smashed to bits and pieces all my HARD DRIVES back in 2011 ??? Be ARMED & FOREWARNED with common sense I say.
Which is ‘WHY’ the MOTTO I LIVE BY IS – THE TAO of EVERYTHING IS ON THE TABLE TOP – BARE NAKED LADIES & GENTS, SWING WHICH EVER WAY & LOOSE WORKS FOR YOU –
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