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http://ottawacitizen.com/life/style/our-ottawa/baring-it-all-for-sport-nude-calendar-raises-money-for-ottawa-dragon-boating

GRIN & BARE IT GIRLS !

YOU GOT COMPETITION !

Sometime after New Year’s Day this fugitive was whisked across the border to avoid execution. He’s also a dog

http://news.nationalpost.com/2015/01/22/sometime-after-new-years-day-this-fugitive-was-whisked-across-the-border-to-avoid-execution-hes-also-a-dog/

Ya think if I dress him all up with dark glasses and splash him on the frontpage of a 12 month DOGGIE calendar, I can gentlely hit 2 birds with 1 stone here ??? No BDSM here please, we’re on national headline news. I already have my answer from a few years ago – WHICH IS BETTER ??? LONG STICK or FAT STICK ! Ah…. that remains a secret :~)

Seriously though… let’s dress up all SEXY DOGGIES in DRAGON BOATS and sell them for peanuts. At least it’s better than walking on all 4’s butt naked with said apparatuses in full view swinging about ! DOGGIES AREN’T THAT GREAT CROSSING LEGS – RECENT SUBWAY NEWS ABOUT MAN SPREADING, JUST IN CASE YOU’VE MISSED THOSE CLIPS.

A belt, cuffs and well… a star badge tagged to the ears should drum up the price of the calendar.

Wooffff Wooooffffff Roughhhhhh Roughhhhhh

What’s the DRAGON sound like ??? Quick break out a video game for SFX.

BTW, which side do you think makes the best shot ??? Okay… I know ! 1 hind leg up :~)

AND FOR GOD’S SAKE, GIVE THE DOG ONE OF THOSE LONG SPY COATS TO HIDE FROM THE RABID DEATH SQUADS !