Live~NRGY

From where I’m sitting, I’m seeing beads of sweat pouring down your collective asses.

So you finally did it… First, te laptop was infected to no end in the last few years… actually let me rephrase that, it was already setup when bought from FUTURESHOP as a kill target. Then when that didn’t work you spiked all types let me coin a new term here

BACKWARE(behind the scenes WINDOWS UPDATES THAT HAVE BEEN TAMPERED WITH) to tinker with attempts to remove viruses, spyware, malware and hardware breaks. Of course the main reason is to corner a target into evidence.

That didn’t work so you killed the touchpad mouse on the laptop, then it was fooling around with the USB ports, WI-FI connections and now…

FINALLY KILLED THE LAPTOP COMPLETELY.

NO FEAR… I WAS EXPECTING THIS… WHY DID YOU THINK I WAS SHOPPING. BUT I WANTED THE CERTAINTY OF 1 THING. A GOOD GLIMPSE OF YOUR TINKERING ON MY LAPTOP AGAINST A NEW ONE.

NOT READY TO GET ANOTHER ONE… I’LL WAIT TILL DOLLARAMA COMES OUT WITH A LOONIE MODEL THAT FITS YOURS TO A ‘T’.

IN THE MEANTIME I’M ENJOYING WINDOWS XP ON AN OLD COMPUTER. WHO CARES :~)——-

AND NO… NOT GOING OUT :~)

SO WHAT, YOU CAN SNEAK BACK INTO THE HOUSE AND TAKE OUT LITTLE DEVICES !

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING RIGHT ???

SLOPPY AS I SAID, TOTALLY SLOPPY !

BTW, YOUR OUTSIDE LITTLE RADIO DEVICR SHORTED A FEW WEEKS BACK IN THE RAIN. GOTCHA ON THAT ONE WHEN I HEARD IT GO STATIC !

DAMN THAT’S GOT TO HURT KNOWING YOUR PANTS ARE WAY LOWER THAN MINE WHERE AT THE DUNGEON. WHERE ARE THOSE PLUGS ???

THERE MUST BE AN OEM PLUG VERSION CUSTOMIZED TO FIT SLICKS ‘R’ US DUMBASSES !