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Repairing this home calls for stealthy DIY | Ask Amy | Life | Calgary Sun.

Let warm up your sex lives today, since you’ve gone through all that trouble during the night and pasted it on the Ottawa / Calgary / Toronto Sun front pages.

DID YOU KNOW THAT AT 64 FRANKLIN DR. SE CALGARY… after moving into my rental room in a shared house with DANY MONAST, my landlord who rented the house from the owner thought he would have fun with me.

This pretty picture pasted on the front pages is the ‘HOW’ !

WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT ???

INSIDE THE SUPER EXTRA LARGE SHOWER HEAD, CRYSTAL METH WAS INSERTED AND DISPERSED DURING SHORT HOT SHOWERS. REMEMBER MY ISSUE WITH HIM – I ALWAYS COMPLAINED ABOUT NO HOT WATER AFTER 10 MINUTES OF RUNNING HOT WATER. HE WAS SUPPOSE TO GET AROUND TO DEALING WITH IT WITH THE LANDLORD – SOMETHING ABOUT CHANGING THE HOT WATER TANK, BUT INSTEAD CHOSE TO EVICT ME FOR COMPLAINING.

IN FACT, THIS ISN’ THE ONLY PLACE WHERE CRYSTAL METH WAS INSERTED IN THE SHOWER HEAD. ANOTHER ORGANIZATION WHERE HE WORKED FOR DID THE SAME ELSEWHERE. HOPEFULLY DANY HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED SOMEWHERE NEAR THE NORTH POLE TO BE MORE USEFUL FOR SANTA’S ELVES. IF THAT ISN’T THE CASE… TAKE A WILD GUESS IF I’LL NAME THAT ORG !

LET IT BE KNOWN ALSO, THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT THAT SHOWER HEADS CAN CONTAIN HIDDEN WEB CAM CAMERAS THAT CAN TRANSMIT IMAGES AND VIDEO ELSEWHERE OF THE GOING ON WHILE YOU ARE BUTT NAKED.

IF THEY CAN BE PUT INTO TEDDYS, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASSES THEY’VE GOT YOUR PRETTY LITTLE BUTTS UP ON THE NET SOMEHWERE.

PICTURE PERFECT PROSPECT OF PEDOPHILES AT WORK HERE.

DIRTY SECRET THAT NO LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY HAS EVER DARED SPEAK UP ABOUT. WHY… ???

TAKE A WILD GUESS ON THAT ANSWER ALSO.

OF COURSE YOU COULD ALWAYS SPEAK WITH ANDRE IN MONTREAL… THAT WOULD MAKE IT QUICKER.