‘Orgy of spending’ expected in lead up to federal election as political parties stockpile tens of millions | National Post

‘Orgy of spending’ expected in lead up to federal election as political parties stockpile tens of millions | National Post.

Hmmm, okay let’s classify this ahead of time.

18 years of age and older please.
No drugs allowed – pick your poison.
Abstain from alcohol consumption.
Since it’s XXX rated, consenting adults only.
Sexual orientation, gender, race, faith and kink discrimination NOT TOLERATED
ZERO TOLERANCE ON HARASSMENT, ABUSE, BULLYING, POUTINE CALLS

LIMIT OF 1 PER PERSON = ALL YOU CAN EAT HOT-DOGS AND BASEBALL SEASON PASSES

Oh yeah… clothing is optional.

Bring a hanky to wipe the tears of joy, not included.

Have I missed anything ???

OH YEAH…. DON’T FORGET THE ENERGIZER BUNNY TO POWER ALL THOSE DEVICES ! DAMN, ALMOST FORGOT THE BACKUP PLAN.

DOUBLE DAMN, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT ! I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.

VACCINATION SHOT FOR – DISBELIEF IN SUSPENSION ! or was that FANTASY IN DISNEY LAND

NO MATTER, SOCIAL ENGINEERING WILL TAKE CARE OF IT – IT’S ALL GOOD, YOU CAN STAY BLINDFOLDED THROUGHOUT THE BDSM PLAYTIME !

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