Microsoft to PLANET NET – HELLLLLLOOOOOOO… anyone listening ???

YOUR WINDOWS TCP/IP STACK SUCKS BIG TIME !!!

ALL I’VE BEEN GETTING AT BEST FOR THE LAST 2 DECADES… READ MY LIPS ARE…

0.33 PERCENT CAPACITY ON THE NETWORK UTILIZATION TASK MANAGER PANEL.

SURELY, ON A 100 Mb Cat 5e / 6 – I SHOULD BE GETTING MUCH FASTER THROUGH PUT !

LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT BEING ON A 1 Gb ETHERNET NETWORK TILL WE IRON OUT THE ISSUE.

SO, HERE’S THE CRITICAL QUESTION !

IS IT YOU OR IS IT SOMEONE ELSE UP THE NET CHAIN YANKING MY PC/LAPTOP TCP/IP NETWORK STACK ???

IF THE ANSWER IS SOMEONE ELSE, ESPECIALLY PREFERABLY 36-24-36 PLAYBOY GAL, I WANT HER NUMBER !

IF NOT, YOU’VE GOT WORK TO DO TO PUMP UP THE SPEED !

GOT IT !

GOOD

GET TO WORK ON THE ANSWER.

BTW – WHY AM I ASKING ???

CAUSE A FEW WEEKS BACK IN MAGOG, I GOT 33.0 – 35.0 PERCENT THROUGH PUT ON A WIRELESS NETWORK CONNECTION.

NEVER IN MY ENTIRE 2 TO 3 DECADES ON A NETWORK, HAVE I GOTTEN SUCH SPEEDS.

WTF GIVES ???

IN OTHER WORDS, SHOULD I PLAY SHERLOCK HOLMES ON YOUR NETWORK PERFORMANCE RESOURCES ???

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