BINGO
ADD, REMOVE, CONNECT / DISCONNECT PER LIFESTYLE NEEDS ON AN ONGOING BASIS.
WHAT’S NOT NEEDED ANY LONGER, CAN BE SOLD TO SOMEONE ELSE IN NEED.
I’M THINKING HOMELESS HERE, BUT HEY… CHOICES ARE ENDLESS.
NO LOSS ON INVESTMENT IF YOU CHOOSE TO RECOUP JUST THE COSTS WITHOUT PROFIT.
HOUSE VALUE FLUCTUATES ALONG WITH PROPERTY TAXES. NO LONGER ARE YOU TIED INTO $10, $20, $30 + K PROPERTY TAXES IF YOU CHOOSE TO DUMP. THINK OF THE INCOME TAX SAVINGS IF YOU DECIDE TO DONATE !
BESIDES, YOU CONSCIENCE WILL MAKE FOR GREAT BEDFELLOWS AT NIGHT.
ADDED BONUS – CUTTING OUT 99 PERCENT OF THE CRAP FROM BRAIN DEAD CITY BUILDING INSPECTORS WHO ARE EITHER CLUELESS OR AT WORST MONKEYS WITH JUST A WRENCH TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU WITH THE METRIC SIZE OF THEIR TOOLS.
INSTANT PRE-STAMPED CERTIFIED STANDARDS ORGANIZATIONS ELIMINATES THE NEED TO HAVE A PISSING CONTEST AND LISTENING TO BULL SHIT ! YOU CAN FROM THEN ON TELL EVERYONE TO PISS OFF AND HAVE THEIR GOLDEN SHOWERS ON THE CITY’S FRONT LAWN.
IF ANYONE NEEDS LESSONS ON CRAP BUILDING INSPECTIONS…. GOT BLOCKBUSTERS ON THE CITY OF OTTAWA, FREE OF CHARGE – PAY FORWARD LESSONS.
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