Live~NRGY

Constantly amazed by stupidity.

What can I say !

Besides the same old same old… been there done that with yous, here’s the PIG IN THE OINTMENT of the day.

Once upon a time, today…. in I walk into Starbucks Coffee Shop. All’s cool, except steaming pissed about storage unit in Calgary. But that story is reserved for another interesting day into the future where I’ll get the kinks IRONED OUT OF THAT STORY.

In the meantime, order my coffee and setup to make a few work related calls and emails. Low and behold, Starbucks happens and sits just beside a ‘GET YOUR ASS in SHAPE’ shop for those tight fitting ‘HENTAI’ REPLACEMENT SKIRTS. Oooops, sorry… yoga pants. You know the drill, nothing left to the imagination station. Hmmmmm, okay no problemo.

But today’s a special day, right slicks ??? Testing 1,2,3, testing ~ ATTENTION !

In walks in 2 moms with strollers, newly born babies in tow and BAM… sit right beside me. Cool. Love babies and these are no exception. But, hang on just a tad here. What do we have, okay both decide to breastfeed in Starbucks right beside me. Well at least they were pretty casual about it, baby covered up. 10 points both of them, very chic and done inn style. Moms both in great shape considering it all, babies just recently born and both not an ounce of fat, but hey, didn’t get names nor ask to lift skirts to check things out.

Way cool, they finish and start packing up a good hour or so later.

But hang on now, what’s this…. the finale of the show. Not to be outdone, mom beside me gets up and bends over. Next think I see is a snatch just a foot from my face. Guess she was advertising afterall.

Ya think she deserves points for effort or showing off the wares or what in this case ???

AND I’LL BET YA, 10 TO 1… LITTLE HEARTBEAT MONITORS WHERE MONITORING NOT THE SNATCHES, BUT MY HEARTBEAT FROM TICKEY BOO RIGHT OFF THE BAT !

SO, SLICKS – CONVINCED NOW ??? DIDN’T MISS A STROKE ON THE 55 YR OLD TICKER BY A BEAT. STEADY AS HE GOES, NOT MY THING. BABIES, BREASTFEEDING AND SNATCHES LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTER.

NOW LET’S TALK TURKEY,,,, ER….. COFFEE ! ZING GEE WHIZ, DAMN THAT WAS GOOD COFFEE. AT LEAST IT DIDN’T HAVE THE SAME DRUGS IN IT AS THAT BRAND NEW PRESIDENT’S CHOICE DARK COFFEE BRAND FROM THE OTHER DAY.

SO, WITH THAT SAID PEOPLE… HAVE I GOT MORE STORIES LINED UP FOR YOU THAT WILL KEEP YOU RIVETED TO LEVI’S JEANS, TIGHTER THAN THE ORIGINALS.

STAY TUNED !